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~*~Jesticles~*~

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About Me

Umm...well I am Jess....I'm a silly bitch...I am 25 years old, and work and live in Sac. I like to hang out with friends, watch tv/movies, do the bar thing from time to time, go shopping and stuff like that...thats the normal stuff....but then I also like to be home, smoke, laugh, shoot the shit and sometimes I like to just hit the hay at 6:30pm. I like funny stuff, and love to have a good time. I have a huge sense of humor, and like others that do as well.

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Tattoos, My friends, Shopping, Alcohol, Weeners, Dr. Pepper, Pedicures, Sleeping, Sheet wrestling, and so much more...OH YEAH!!
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JESSICA
Jis forJoyful
Eis forEnjoyable
Sis forSappy
Sis forSultry
Iis forIntense
Cis forComplicated
Ais forAmazing What Does Your Name Mean?

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I'd like to meet:

Someone to rock my world....mentally and physically ;-)

Movies:

Yeah they are fun to watch....I like comedy and umm....some good ol' fashioned sappy, tear-jerking chick flicks.

Television:

I am a reality show junky.

Books:

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Heroes:

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My Blog

So I’m completely fuckin shocked....

So get this shit....so me and my roomie move out of the house we are living and have been going back and forth cleaning and shit every couple days....mean while everything is pretty much out of there....
Posted by ~*~Jesticles~*~ on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 07:14:00 PST

Goin out with a BANG for 2005

So wow....this last weekend...quite the fuckin way to start a new year hahaha....so Friday night my friend is coming over, but not til like 9 or so...so I am outside on the phone smokin a cigg when my...
Posted by ~*~Jesticles~*~ on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 03:47:00 PST

I'm a sick biotch...

Ok...so like really...I am so tired of this fuckin cold thing that I have...my chest and stomach muscles hurt so fuckin bad from this deep ass cough that I have. It's like, no matter what I take...it ...
Posted by ~*~Jesticles~*~ on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 06:46:00 PST

Drinks+ work night+ setting alarm wrong= a visit from my boss

SO....IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I POSTED A BLOG AND I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE WITH EVERYONE, WHAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST WEEK. SO LIKE, I WAS FEELING NOT TOO GOOD ABOUT THIS GUY THAT HAD REALLY PISSED ME OFF...
Posted by ~*~Jesticles~*~ on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 06:08:00 PST

The taxicab confession...

So....here goes another fuckin crazy night in the life of good ol' Jessica....so last night Erin comes over and we go down to the lil dive bar we always go to...well ya know...Erin smokes...so she got...
Posted by ~*~Jesticles~*~ on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 01:29:00 PST

No it's not drunk dialing...It's drunk typing...

Ok so....I am sure all of you have done the whole drunk dialing thing...which I am majorly guilty of all the time...I know I should prob just leave the cell at home and the shit wouldn't happen....but...
Posted by ~*~Jesticles~*~ on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 09:51:00 PST

The effin bike carriage...

So...omg effin god.....we go to the state fair tonight....it was fun, went out with the girls, rode some fuckin rickety fair rides, had a couple 9 dollar beers, ate a corndog, and had a funnel cake (g...
Posted by ~*~Jesticles~*~ on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 11:30:00 PST

The TP safety net

So Here goes the TP Safety Net story. So last night me and my roomie were like ok, what the eff are we going to do tonight...we have one more week here at this apartment, and we need to get fucked up....
Posted by ~*~Jesticles~*~ on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 06:21:00 PST

Here's some shit about me....

Ok....well I have never posted a blog before, so I thought I would try the shit out. I think this blog is going to be about me as of right now....As of right now I am having a wonderful time in life. ...
Posted by ~*~Jesticles~*~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST