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Here is a story about a man and his wife … oh and their cat…Hun, are you busy? The wife asks. Um yeah, I am going to take a shower babe. Well can you fix the garbage disposal real quick…? When I am done yeah sure. No I need it done now! Why? … Just do it. Fine but I am not going to get dressed.In the kitchen the cat is playing with it's little toy mouse.Look babe I'll show u how to fix it that way next time I don't have to. She looks at him and then takes the mouse toy away from the cat so he can lay down. Oh ok, she says. He crawls under and looks for the problem (remember he is still naked). Yeah see hun here is where the switch is… Oh ok hun . She looks down and sees that the cat is no longer worried about finding his old mouse to sink it's claws into, but is now fixated on the strange looking junk dangling between the legs of the naked human under the counter … … and then … pounces onto it's helpless victim.HOLY F***ING GRAHHHAHAH ***smack***Moments later he awakes to paramedics hovering over him while his wife picks the cat up and kicks it out of the house, laughing as she does so … as he passes out again.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

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Flight

With how I am, I was liked. I rose above the others& I flew and became wonderfully amazing.  Every time she was with me she found more reasons why I was perfect.  I regrettably stumbled, fel...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Dec 2004 15:17:00 GMT

jassifer that makes his home in the redwood crest of hillside beach

wowie ... i got to tell u about the day i had ... 1st just like anyother sunday in the past three weeks i got up and went to church nothing really big went down tho ... and then, omg get this i got ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Dec 2004 20:25:00 GMT

washington rednecks

do u want to know somethign funny all the people that voted for bush in this state didn't help him win ... lol i mean yeah he won but they did nothing for that out come
Posted by on Fri, 05 Nov 2004 11:59:00 GMT

omg ...

**... read the one(s) under this one first to get what i am talking about** (this is not true) i slammed the door in her face and went to the fridge and pulled out some left overs and some milk form t...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Sep 2004 17:46:00 GMT

omg

(this is not true ... it is something i am working on) so i was on my home from this night i had, i don't really remember it all to well, cause you see i might have a little bit too much fun. my frien...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Sep 2004 22:44:00 GMT