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Silent Bob

Jay's hetero life mate.

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator (Please note all characters and images contained here-in are copyright by View Askew and the genius that is Kevin Smith.) "There's something to be said for failing. It's not the failure you feel, it's the failure that people project when something disappoints. You're back to ground zero, where there's no expectations, and that's where I like to be. People like to set the bar high. I like to put the bar on the ground and barely step over it. I like to keep the expectations really low. After something like 'Mallrats' or 'Jersey Girl,' the expectations are in the toilet. People are like, 'He's over, he's done.' So it's easier to be, like, 'Ta-da, I'm not.' It's a much more comfortable place to work from. When you have an escalating career, and every time you have to outdo yourself, I couldn't handle that kind of pressure. But having to outdo 'Jersey Girl'? Not very difficult." Which Kevin Smith Character Are You?
You're Silent Bob! Though your best friend is a little dense, you make due with what you've got. You're smart, and that's not easy when everyone around you is an idiot. Of course, you also almost never talk. Unless you choose to tell that Amy story again.
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QUESTION 1:
My MUSIC preference is?
A) Punk Rock
B) Oldies
C) Classic Rock
QUESTION 2:
I want a tattoo of a what on my arm?
A) Dragon
B) Eagle
C) Grizzly
QUESTION 3:
Where would I rather be?
A) On Land
B) On Water
C) In the Air
QUESTION 4:
Favorite TV show as a kid!?
A) Dragonball Z
B) Tom and Jerry
C) Sex and the City
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You are Batman Batman 70% Hulk 70% Robin 65% Superman 60% The Flash 55% Green Lantern 55% Spider-Man 45% Supergirl 40% Wonder Woman 35% Iron Man 30% Catwoman 25% You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
not suffer the pain you have endured.
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My Interests

Hanging out in front of the Quick Stop, hanging out at the mall, roadtrips, stopping Angels from negating existence, and telling my Amy story to all who'll listen. And Cedar Point. Me and Mitch hit the Cedar Point Midway.

I'd like to meet:

Morris Day and the Mother Fuckin' Time!!Also, I'd know who you'd like to meet. 1) Justice's Monkey
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adopt your own virtual pet!2) Andy's summonable beast, Duck Beard.
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adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

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george jones lyrics

Movies:

Clerks, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and Clerks II.

Television:

Clerks

Books:

Bluntman and Chronic Comics, Chasing Dogma.

Heroes:

Broly... The Legendary Super Saiyan!

My Blog

Life is an RPG... Andy's Halloween Quest

HEY THERE TRUE BELIEVERS! Today is the third installment of me and Andy's adventures. I do believe during this quest we gained AT LEAST 5 levels. Probably more. And lost a lot of gold. Damn merchants ...
Posted by Silent Bob on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:52:00 PST

WiErD DrEaMz

Just thought I'd share some of my crazy ass dreams. All dreams are pretty crazy, just ask Andy about "Messy Face", but this one made me have more realizations than the Breakfast Club. So I'm on this b...
Posted by Silent Bob on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 11:58:00 PST

Life is an RPG...Me and Naomi's PSYCHOPATHIC Adventures. Part 1

Behold the confusion that is the consequence of my being on Naomi's Screenname. The first conversation between me and bob took place a day before the next conversation. Bob believes me and Naomi are b...
Posted by Silent Bob on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 10:36:00 PST

Life is an RPG...Me and Naomi's PSYCHOPATHIC Adventures. Part 3

Behold the confusion that is the consequence of my being on Naomi's Screenname.   OUTATIME87 - Mike Nomiseu0610 - Me   OUTATIME87: i'm moving to ohio nomiseu0610: really? so me and u can try...
Posted by Silent Bob on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 10:42:00 PST

Life is an RPG...Me and Naomi's PSYCHOPATHIC Adventures. Part 2

Behold the confusion that is the consequence of my being on Naomi's Screenname. This is my attempt at hitting on Andy (while pretending to be Naomi) who should believe me and Naomi broke up. Little do...
Posted by Silent Bob on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 10:39:00 PST

Life is an RPG... Me and Andy's NIFTY Adventures

Welcome back true believers! The saga continues as our LARPs become more advanced, more berserk, and increasingly nifty. Today our tale begins after a near-death experience leaves Andy so startled and...
Posted by Silent Bob on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 08:36:00 PST

Life is an RPG... Me and Andy's BERSERK Adventures.

Hi there fans! Today you shall read a BERSERK tale of love, heartbreak, greed, and destruction. Only the first of many to this legendary RPG we call life. (LARP: Live action role play; click here for ...
Posted by Silent Bob on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 11:06:00 PST