alex!jackson:]

im more of a man than a lady.
however im still supplied with ta-tas and a vay-jay.
my name is alexandra...
and im a potty mouth.
my bestfriend cris forgets im a girl.
i've never been on a date.
im more athletic than you might imagine.
i attract assholes.
im generally a hyper person.
i burp and blow it in peoples faces.
im immune to name-calling
i think im unattractive.
yes im single, i dont fool around with guys though. sorry, im not a slut.
i could eat a hippo and not feel full.
im not going to say that im different, because thats bullshit.
there are a few things i find attractive: snowboarding, drumming, bmx, and motocross.

my local bacon factory burned down and the whole town had to evacuate. pfft, and you thought nothing fun ever happened in wisconsin.
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