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Jay

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About Me

Knock on door. "Who is it?" "It's me, snakes. I got the stuff." "Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell out of here." "All right, Johnny. But where's my money?" "What money?" "A.C. said you had some dough for me." "Is that a fact? How much do I owe you?" "A.C. said 10%." "Too bad A.C. ain't in charge no more. He'll call you when he gets out.""Hey, I tell you what I'm going to do, snakes. I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to git your ugly no good yellow keister off my property before I pump you full of lead." "All right, Johnny. I'm sorry. I'm going." "One ... two ... ten!"Johnny guns down snakes, laughing and gloating as he watches him die. "Keep the change you filthy animal!"

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JohnnyHold it right there! It's me, Johnny. I knew it was you. I could smell you getting off the elevator. Gardenias, Johnny, your favorite. - Thank you. You was here last night too, wasn't you? I was singing at the Blue Monkey last night. She was not. She was smooching your brother. You was here and you was smooching with my brother. That's a dirty lie. - See? Don't give me that. You been smooching everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo... ... Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff... I could go on forever, baby. You have me all wrong! All right... ... I believe you. But my Tommy gun don't! Johnny! You're the only duck in my pond! Get down on your knees and tell me you love me. Baby! I'm over the moon for you! You gotta do better than that! If my love was an ocean, Lindy'd have to take two planes to get across it. Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you. That's why I'm letting you go. I'm gonna give you till the count of three, to get your lousy... ... lying... ... lowdown, four-flushing carcass out my door! She's rat bait. One! Two! Three! Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. And a Happy New Year.

My Blog

Dreams

This dream I had when i was about 12 years old. It started when i was riding my skate board (cause only cool kids had skate boards) on the side walk to my friends house down the street. Due to the dir...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 14:17:00 GMT

Dreams

I had a dream the other night. I was attempting to pick up my friend at a bus terminal or train station. I was driving a 1980's Fire Bird. I got to the station to find my friend had not yet arrived. S...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 15:31:00 GMT