Fuck the cerritos auto square |
Yeah, so I went there and this guy named Pihn Nguyen tryed to sell me some over priced car I couldn't afford and wanted to finance me so he could sit back and live off my steep interest payments, he w...
Posted by Philip Stanton on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 01:43:00 PST |
i want to drink |
i tried to buy valiums from the homeless but they werent there so now i want to drink. I have ten dollars, heres what im going to buy:1 bottle- cheap whisky (for drinking)1 bottle- pepto bismal (for t...
Posted by Philip Stanton on Mon, 21 May 2007 12:33:00 PST |
amalgamated eating disorders and other extravangances of 7am drinking binges |
Ive got blood in my metaphysical stool and vomit in my existential pony tail. The worlds got me revved up in all the wrong ways and im about to destroy unborn paradises out of spite. Transients come t...
Posted by Philip Stanton on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 09:19:00 PST |
Adventures in fullerton; take 10 |
I found a store that sells crackpipes by the ten pack and has a whole shelf for brillo, what a town!
Posted by Philip Stanton on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:53:00 PST |
per Orion's request (no plagerists, puhlease) |
Today I got my haircut at fantastic sams, a fine business if ever there was one. She was a full-figured lass with a latin flair, and an accent to match. "do not alter the top of my head in any way, m...
Posted by Philip Stanton on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:02:00 PST |
my christmas present: alcohol withdrawal |
I leave for Spokane tommorow (dec.25) and I am going to be around the whole drunk family on my mother's side. If I can stay sober until new years im going to be overwhelmed with pride.
Posted by Philip Stanton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The jig is up |
Well my old man found out about my habits. My cousin bridgette was fighting with my dad on the phone and she was drunk and she let slip about my blacking out at her house. He interrogated her and he t...
Posted by Philip Stanton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
j po |
hes watching me posting this blog, then we will get a spicy smerican sandwish chicken. hail j po! master doppameine adiictionaryist
Posted by Philip Stanton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
lots of boozin', much less cruisin' |
friday: tried to get k and jonny fucked up my car with his lighter and a permanent marker. also a fag tried to pick me up, bad day.
saturday: wild turkey 101 shots and like 8 pabst blue ribbons, then...
Posted by Philip Stanton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
KILLLLLLLQQQ!!!!!!!! |
sober man, by sober i mean drunk haha bsober means accoding to websters : bsk to normsal, dso i am druink i kikiiiiill for pleasure
Posted by Philip Stanton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
