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Jake

Deformed and loving it.

About Me

Hey! My name is Jake Campbell and I'm 19 years old. I live in a small town called Onsted where I spend most of my days playing Video Games, Making Music, spending time with the lovely Megan Bancroft, and dubbing old movies and cartoons.I am a aspiring musician, writer, and computer tech.

My Interests


You Are 74% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?Oh, and I like the creative process of.. anything.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Lewis Black because he and I share quite a few ideals, not to mention he's my favorite comedian.

Music:

Pretty much anything, just as long as it doesn't stand for something I despise.

Movies:

Violent movies, horror movies, and family comedies!

Books:

All things Anne Rice or dealing with Vampires.

Heroes:

Texas Ranger.

My Blog

What is Evil?

       Reading up on serial killers has become quite an occupying hobby of mine. I'm not referring those murders who dispose of their victims through the means ...
Posted by Jake on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:07:00 PST

Ballad of the Sawney Bean

       Greetings all those literate, this is a small poem I came up with to commemorate a historical legend rooting from Scottland. A lesson in family values from the Sawney Bean f...
Posted by Jake on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 09:39:00 PST

Septime

A cancerous wind whisked through the twisted vein like cobblestone streets of Jinpeck. The breeze howled softly like a dying wolf as it's soft currents carried along a stench of decay. The sky that s...
Posted by Jake on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 09:21:00 PST

Waking to a Grand Suprise

     I woke up this morning lying face down in my uncle's cellar....  My whole body ached as it laid dormant on the stone floor..    Caked with the dried blood from...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 05:50:00 PST

Choir Concert

          Today in school I had 3 choir concerts to do and I'm tired as hell. My head is killing me and if two jerks hadn't thrown quarters at me I wouldn'...
Posted by Jake on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 09:40:00 PST

The Dance

I went to the Christmas dance with my one and only Megan. It was slightly enjoyable, though I wish they played better music...much better music. I mean I understand everyone is different but Jesus fuc...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 12:45:00 PST