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My name is Alberto and I have a hole in my sock. I don’t need to get a Mohawk or punch some walls to show how hardcore I am. I’m that one boy with the big smile and loud laugh. I love hot cheetos. I’m a dork; dork also means whale’s penis. Give me sour candy and I’ll look Chinese for you. When I say “LMAO†I’m actually laughing but it doesn’t come off. I’m not afraid to tell you if you have something stuck in your teeth. I have a crush on my Britney Spears, its getting pretty serious. I hate when people can't spell or type 71k3 th1$ @77 th3 t1m3. So don't talk to me if you do that. Also don’t send me your stupid myspace app invites. I do not want to join your mafia or own everybody and they mama. I’m a complete klutz so be nice or I’ll trip over something and fall on you. I party like its 3000 so invite me to your parties. I don’t need to drink to have fun or smoke to look cool because I’m already cool. I have a hard time being serious and I’m usually quoting Family Guy or the ghetto when I’m talking. I make up my own words. I’ll probably nickname you something totally offensive and bizarre. I’m light skinned, go ahead and make fun of me. At least I won’t get skin cancer. I’m 5’6 and can never reach the top shelf. I take everything to heart and am easily saddened. I have a slight temper and will threaten to bomb your house if you make me mad. I express myself through my personality (duh how else would I). I’m deathly afraid of any crawling/flying bug there is and bums . I’m a super perv and will laugh at anything that’s inappropriate. I got 10 piercings. I’m Spanish Italian and Mexican. And in closing I’m the best thing since frozen burritos
