I'M A LITTLE BIT OF ALL OF THESE WOMEN BUT
I'M WORKING HARD TO BE MRS. RIGHT...... WHERE'S MY MR. RIGHT??
Ms. Good Girl
ADVANTAGES
A. She's always there for you.
B. She's intelligent, classy, kind, sweet and cool.
C. Your mother loves her.
D. You can see yourself falling in love with her.
E. You are her first everything.
F. She makes you feel like a man.
DISADVANTAGES
A. She's an A or B situation either: a.) You're not gonna get any until ya'll are married or b.) She said she's never done - she said she's never tried - she's sitting there telling a muthafukkin' lie.
Ms. Main
ADVANTAGES
A. She is the one you respect.
B. She probably may know about the others but might not care.
C. She has all the qualities you want in a female.
D. You've been with her forever.
DISADVANTAGES A. She starts getting very suspicious and calls you every moment. B. She will devise a plan to catch you in your act and then kick your ass
Ms. Tease
ADVANTAGES
A. She's tempting and a nice piece of eye candy.
B. She's intelligent, athletic, respectable and SEXXXXXXY.
C. She knows how to turn you on without touching you.
D. Everything she does is just so sensual.
E. She can bring you to that point and make you wait to get it.
F. Every time you see her you catch a mini orgasm.
G. Every nigga wants her b/c she's so mysterious and that makes you want to get her first.
DISADVANTAGES
A. NO matter what you think or do you never get it.
B. She probably has a long distance boyfriend somewhere that you will never know about.
C. She gets you hard and leaves you like that. (Unbearable)
MRS. RIGHT
ADVANTAGES
A. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme she is Beautiful and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions.
B. She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy.
C. She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother's.
D. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body.
E. She believes in God and follows his virtues.
F. She knows that a relationship requires a 200% quota yet she gives her man an extra 10%.
G. She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually.
H. She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and completes you.
I. She's always there for, no matter what your dreams are.
J. She's not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight.
K. You can talk to her and confide in her, she's your best friend.
L. You love being around her more than your boys.
M. You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex.
N. You can have a bad argument with her and have the BEST Mind Numbing and passionate love making fest ever.
O. She's always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your *bleep*. But she's also intelligent enough to leave.
P. She's nothing like any other girl you've met. She's your woman.
NOW THIS IS FOR ALL THE LADIES THAT NEED A TIP FROM A SEXY GYAL! If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.
Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.
If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends". A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend.
Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is.
Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you.
Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any differently?
Always have your own set of friends separate from his.
Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you. If something bothers you, speak up. Never let a man know everything. He will use it against you later.
You cannot change a man's behavior. Change comes from within.
Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are...even if he has more education or in a better job. Do not make him into a quasi-god. He is a man, nothing more nothing less.
Never let a man define who you are.
Never borrow someone else's man. If he cheated with her, he'll cheat on you.
A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you. All men are NOT dogs. You should not be the one doing all the ending...compromise is a two way street.
You need time to heal between relationships...there is nothing cute about baggage... Deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship.
You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you... a relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals... look for someone complimentary...not supplementary. Dating is fun...even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr. Right. Make him miss you sometimes... when a man always know where you are and you're always readily available to him - he takes it for granted.
Never move into his mother's house.
Never co-sign for a man. Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need.
Share this with other women and men (just so they know)...You'll make someone smile, another rethink her choices, and another woman prepare.
