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About Me

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Erm, well,, I dunno what to say. I'm known as Gravity Girl cause I fall over alot, I also have a tendancy to drop things! I have a stupidly large collection of stuffed Tiggers and I like to drink - and then fall over (naturally!)
I work for West Bromwich Albion - But thats purely to ease my addiction to football - I am not an Albion fan!! I am Man U thru and thru!!

I am in love with Ray Winstone - specially when he is playing Vincent!!
Bands - if you're going to try and add me at least have the decency to introduce yourself first, otherwise the chances of me accepting you are very slim.
If I do accept you as a friend and you ignore me/don't talk to me or just plain bore me I will delete you.

Anything else you wanna know you'll have to ask!
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You've been described as 'the brains' of your family or group of friends. You're the natural born, 'Ms. Fixit'. You're also considered the most reserved, preoccupied with your own little thoughts and ideas. But that doesn't mean you don't hang with your family and friends! But, you still find it easy to get lost in your own thoughts...daydreaming often. You'd rather talk things out than fight. You long for a day when there's nothing but peace in the world, and when you can finally rest with your own thoughts. Violence is something the world could completely live without. One of your labels may be, 'true to blue friend'. You're strong at heart and powerful at mind.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ray Winstone (mmmmmmmmmmm)And Martin Johnson - he could get me in a scrum ANYDAY!!!!

My Blog

Because choking on guilt is far to good for you

Just talk yourself upAnd tear yourself downYou've hit your one wallNow find a way around Well, what's the problem?You've got a lot of nerveSo what did you think I would say?No, you can't run awayNo, y...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:46:00 GMT

My Engagement Poem!!

Thats right - mistress Gravity Girl is settling down!! As of last night Phil and I are engaged and for an engagement present my friends Kat and Stix wrote this for me!! Enjoy ... Michelle...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 11:14:00 GMT

Pilot Checklist

After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and the...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 14:29:00 GMT

Which Came First???

The Music Or The Misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousa...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 22:55:00 GMT

HALO

I never felt like his with anyone beforeYou only have to smile and I'm dizzyYou make my head go round a thousand times an hourJust touch my head and send me spinning I never felt like this wih anyone ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 04:19:00 GMT

Apart

He waits for her to understandBut she won't understand at allShe waits all night for him to callBut he won't call anymoreHe waits for her to say forgetBut she just drops her pearl black eyesAnd prays ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 16:39:00 GMT

M - I - C - H - E - L - L - E

Thanks mike ... She is M mysterious, she is I impossible, she is C a cutie, she is H a heroine, she is E sorta Emo, she is L which is lovely and again she is L a little bit loopy she is eeeeee!...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 03:58:00 GMT