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Needled 24/7

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About Me


Alrite, I'm Ross. I have great hair and I am Gods gift to women.I'm a big pest really. I enjoy going to gigs, playing music and getting labelled a deviant. I play guitar and drums in a band, or attempt to play, just to be on the safe side.I often get drunk and do things I shouldn't, also I often do things I shouldn't then get drunk. I enjoy getting legless, not literally, 'cause I dunno if I could live with stumps...I tend to get on with anyone I meet, and always try to be myself. People say i'm a little too laid back, personally I don't see what the problem with that is, it's good to live a hassle free life :-) I do silly things, such as jump on treadmills and swim in canals.Men don't mind their partners thinking about me during sex, because they are doing the same thing.
What really grinds my gears:
-Living in Aberdeen
-Losing friends
-Crap pills
-"Lawl"
-Mockery in the form of repeating someones words in a funny voice, it is rather pointless
-People who conform just so they can fit in
-People who treat their girls like shit
-Being fucked over/Fucked about
-People who get someone to take a photo holding their name, which is poorly wrote on the inside of a Kellogg box because they don't have paper as they wrote too many poems to spare any, and then this person proceeds to put it on their Myspace to try and look "kuhl"
-Diet Pepsi
-Fat burds/Man Burds/Manky Burds/Pound Notes
-Eskimos
-Folk wearing scarves indoors
-Converse
-Celtic and Scottish people who support Ireland
-Folk who take pictures of themselves from daft angles/in mirrors and put them black and white - fat cunts
-Getting a 3d through a table
-Lesbian feminists because they're all so damn ugly
-Emo's/Emo Music/Emo's take on life
-Side swept hair
-Reality T.V
-I hate you but you hate yourself too
-Jon Bon Jovi but I hate his music more
-Hugh Jackman
-Ridiculous modern music
-Monday morning shites
-People who like cheating on the better half
-Bestiality
-Dayyve
-People who try to be someone they are not
-Yamaha
-Trend followers
-Boggin' Toilets
-The mad mould that grows on oranges
-The hole in my bed
-Male angler fish
-Best of both bread
-Coffee
-Green lights
-Cheap coke
-Tight kegs/trousers
-Not having Vimto
-Load & Reload
-The way I treat people without realising
-The t'internet cutting out
-People who call someone a "Gay Poof"
-Irony e.g. Fat ugly ginger folk trying to slag someone.
-Ginger babies
-Lemonade that isn't good ol' Schweppes
-Ass fisting
-Tea cosy hats
-When grease sticks to my mouth after eating a pie
-Facebook
-Oregano
-Doors being open
-Getting up early
-Indie Music
-People who rely on Myspace to have some form of life
-Ignorant people
-Self Harm
-Under-agers trying to get served when they look about 7
-Having To Shave For Work
-People Who Answer The Question "How Great Is The Todd" with "Whom?"
-The French
Tell me how much you love me :)

My Interests

+Beating The French
+Playing Guitar
+Music
+Pespi
+Gettin nice and plastered :)
+Fighting Frenchies
+Banana Hammocks
+Abusing minors
+Abusing Emo's
+Abusing Most Folk
+Jumping In Canals
+Getting My Groove On In A Banana Hammock
+Being A Pest
+Great Puns
+Watching the Gers in action
+Being part of the proud Tartan Army
+Toblerone
+Communism
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very Low
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Moderate
Take the Dante's Inferno Test

I'd like to meet:

I like meeting people.I have met a lot of people. People like me.

Music:

Metallica, Soulfly, Silent Civilian, Machine Head, Lamb Of God Pantera, The Bloodhound Gang, Stampin' Ground, One Minute Silence, Shadows Fall, Dark Tranquillity, God Forbid, Hatebreed, Slayer, Anthrax, Armored Saint, Coal Chamber, Beastie Boys, Rage Against The Machine, Exodus, A Life Once Lost, At the Gates, Atreyu, The Haunted, Iron Maiden, Beach Boys, Atreyu, As I Lay Dying, Rhapsody, Nine Inch Nails, Lost Horizon, Ray Charles, Blues Brothers, The Doors, Stone Sour, Slipknot, Strapping Young Lad, Slipknot, Sepultura, Fat Boy Slim, In Flames, Terror, Bodycount, Ice-T, Public Enemy,(Hed) PE, Killswitch Engage, Limp Bizkit, Madness, Russian Red Army Choir, Shadows Fall, Twelve Tribes, System Of A Down, Misfits, Daft Punk, Devldriver, At The Gates, Terror, Vio-lence, Lionel Richie, Alter Bridge, Dragonforce, Type-o Negative, Opeth, Twelve Tribes, Down, Superjoint Ritual, Damageplan, Black Label Society, Meshuggah, Godsmack, Arch Enemy, White Zombie, Avenged Sevenfold, Testament, Exodus, The Agony Scene, David Bowie, Logan, Strapping Young Lad, Chimaira Fantomas, Children Of Bodom and many more :)


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Heroes:

Fred and Rosemary West.

My Blog

Check out this event: My 21st/Leaving Party! 8th Of September!

Hosted By: Ross CowanWhen: Thursday Aug 02, 2007 at 7:00 PMWhere: John Browns Pub (upstairs Hall)Chalmers Street Clydebank, SL United KingdomDescription:Ross Cowan Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Needled 24/7 on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 01:06:00 PST

Losta things you prolly dont wanna know.

1* Primary One teacher's name: Mrs Black? fuck knows 2* Last words you said: Fuck knows 3* Last song you sang: A New Level - Pantera 4* Last person you hugged: Der Mutter 5* Last thing you laughed at:...
Posted by Needled 24/7 on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 12:05:00 PST

Mates thing....

Name 20 people that you know: 1.Dayyve2.John3.Lesley4.Fiona5.Westo6.Tammi7.Fraz8.Dec9.Keit h10.Rhona11.Jude12.Tony13.Ryan14.Richie15.Eilish16.Peter17.N ick18.Brett19.Mishelle20.Geek     How di...
Posted by Needled 24/7 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Chilly Willy and The Charlie Factory...

Thats me just finished work, I feel like a coon back in 1870, goddamn slave labour , 10hour shift, and I'm in 9.30am -10.pm tomoro....fookin yay, only good thing is free showing of Charlie und der Cho...
Posted by Needled 24/7 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

To the Pope Mobile!

Went to see Fantastic 4 tonight, for like the 3rd time haha, ahh the joys of working in a cinema ^_^....Nachos=The Food Of Gods Im off today and friday which is sweet, but im working till 12 on saturd...
Posted by Needled 24/7 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Myspace, aye?

Decided to have a fart about with myspace, basically to waste some of my lightly used. I was looking at the almighty livejournal earlier, havnt used it in bout 7months and looking through the pics was...
Posted by Needled 24/7 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST