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ali

It's not big and it's not clever......it's Ali! =)

About Me

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I think my ears are on the wrong way round.
Whenever I put my headphones in they always fall out,
unless I put the left in the right and the right in the left.
That statement is probably the best description of me ever, and sums me up entirely.
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David Spades American Idol Audition

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I thank you.

A wise man (Justin Pierre, Motion City Soundtrack) once said:
The future freaks me out.
I couldn't agree more son!
The furthest I can plan ahead is this summer(which is going to kick fucking ass by the way)
Ali no likeeee
- Spiders.
- Feet.
- Glitter that gets stuck to me and won't. fucking. budge.
- People picking their teeth in front of me. Eww. It's not attractive. Don't do it!
- No one ever wants to go out. We're students. It shouldn't be this hard to get my mates out!
Ali likeeee
- Frequenting gigs. Good ones mind.
- Pizza. It's a God-send.
- Carbs. I'm inadvertantly part of some mad carb only diet apparently.
I am 16% Idiot.
. I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people. Take the
Idiot Test
@ FualiDotCom
I'm only 16% of an idiot so it doesn't matter what you think. Look that test said so!
I am 28% Hippie.
.. I need to step away from the tie-dye. I smell too good to be a hippie and my dad is probably a cop. Being a hippie is not a fashion craze, man. It was a way of life, in the 60s, man. Take the
Hippie Test
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^ That is fecking freakishly accurate!! ^

My Interests

Music

Guitar playing

Gigs/concerts

Movies

Hanging out with my mates (yes, I do have some honest)

Dancing like a drunken twat (whether I'm drunk or not)

Playing pool... badly, but looking cool with my Pistols cue :)

Describe yourself using one band and song titles from that band
Choose a band/artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band:: Bloodhound Gang baby!
Are you male or female:: Along Comes Mary
Describe yourself:: Strictly For The Tardcore
How do some people feel about you:: I Hope You Die
How do you feel about yourself:: I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend:: No Hard Feelings
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend:: Ralph Wiggum
Describe where you want to be:: Pensylvania
Describe what you want to be:: Legend In My Spare Time
Describe how you live:: Going Nowhere Slow
Describe how you love:: The Bad Touch
Share a few words of wisdom: You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who wants to talk to me, I don't discriminate! :)

The plastic surgeon that can make me look like this:

Dita Von Teese

Carmen Electra

Jared Leto

Jake Gyllenhaal, in a tie of course.

Russell Brand

Music:

Favourite Albums of 2005-2006

You Are the Quarry
Costello Music
Twelve Stops and Home

Inside In/Inside Out
Bright Idea
In Your Honor

Hefty Fine
Commit This to Memory
Stadium Arcadium

In with the Out Crowd
Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not
Alright, Still

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A is for...
Arctic Monkeys.
B is for...
The Beatles. Bloodhound Gang. Blur. Belle and Sebastian.
C is for...
The Clash. The Cure.
D is for...
David Bowie. Dogs Die In Hot Cars. The Distillers.
E is for...
El Presidente.
F is for...
Foo Fighters. The Fratellis. Franz Ferdinand. The Feeling.
G is for...
The Gorillaz. Graham Coxon. Green Day.
H is for...

I is for...

J is for...
Jimmy Eat World. Johnny Cash. The Jam.
K is for...
The Kinks. Kaiser Chiefs.
L is for...
The Libertines. Less Than Jake. Lily Allen.
M is for...
The Misfits. Morrissey. Madness. Motion City Soundtrack. Marilyn Manson.
N is for...

O is for...
Oasis. Orson.
P is for...
The Pixies. The Prodigy. Pulp.
Q is for...
Queens Of The Stone Age. Queen.
R is for...
Red Hot Chili Peppers. The Ramones. Rage Against The Machine. The Raconteurs. REM.
S is for...
The Smiths. System Of A Down. Space. The Strokes. The Sex Pistols. The Smashing Pumpkins.
T is for...
Thin Lizzy.
U is for...
The Undertones.
V is for...
The Vines. The Vandals.
W is for...
Weezer. The Who.
X is for...

Y is for...

Z is for...
The Zutons.

Gigs I have frequented...
NB: I have removed the embarrasing ones...honest

The Coral ?? 2004 - Carling Academy, Glasgow

Red Hot Chili Peppers
6th March 2003 - SECC, Glasgow

Gig On The Green 2003
24th August 2003 - Glasgow Green

Red Hot Chili Peppers
13th June 2004 - Murrayfield, Edinburgh

El Presidente
?? 2005 - Alloa Town Hall, Nowheresville

REM
18th June 2005 - Balloch Country Park

Franz Ferdinand
22nd November 2005 - SECC, Glasgow

Foo Fighters
12th December 2005 - SECC, Glasgow

Kaiser Chiefs
19th April 2006 - SECC, Glasgow

Red Hot Chili Peppers
11th July 2006 - MEN Arena, Manchester

The Fratellis
9th November 2006 - Barrowlands, Glasgow

Less Than Jake
10th November 2006 - Carling Academy, Glasgow

Morrissey
2nd December 2006 - SECC, Glasgow

Coming soon to an Ali near you...

Foo Fighters
21st August 2007
Meadow Bank Stadium, Edinburgh

Red Hot Chili Peppers
23rd August 2007
Hampden Park, Glasgow

Less Than Jake
Friday 14th and Saturday 15th September 2007
Mean Fiddler, London

Movies:



Favourite Movies of 2006


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^Funniest Movie Ever^
....especially when drunk :)
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Television:


*24*
*Skins*
*Lost*
*Desperate Housewives*
*My name is Earl*
*Sugar Rush*
*Scrubs*

.......and basically any other crap that chanel four put on I get addicted to
(methinks I am a sofa spud, no?)

Books:


Trainspotting
Porno
The Acid House
Marabou Stork Nightmares
Filth
Irvine Welsh
I need to read more Irvine Welsh!

Da Vinci Code
Dan Brown
That's kind of a given though eh?

It's Different For Girls
Jo Brand
yeah that stand up comedien wife!

Missfit
Maria Beaumont

Fear and Loating in Las Vegas
Hunter S. Thomspon

Laidlaw
William McIllvaney
We read this in school, but I think I was the only one who liked it.

And how could I forget......

Scar Tissue
Anthony I am a legend Kiedis

Heroes:

Those who are patient with me, who put up with me, and who try to understand me. I love you. You know who you are.

Also Ben & Jerry - with your ice cream you're really spoiling us =)

Pob! Yeah, you show that no-good bear Pob!

And pirates in general, which is illustrated here by Kiefer Sutherland - crazy drunk, sexy beast and pirate extraordinaire
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Less Than Jake - Gainseville Rock City, my favourite song of the moment!

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My Blog

This is one of my all time favourite songs, by one of *if not <i>the</i>* greatest band(s) ever

This song is fecking fantastic, I wish Id' written it.I relate!When I wake up early in the morning Lift my head, I'm still yawning When I'm in the middle of a dream Stay in bed, float upstream Please...
Posted by ali on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 04:32:00 PST

Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

You Are 21 Years Oldhttp://images.blogthings.com/whatagequiz/cake.jpg" height="100" width="100">Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world wit...
Posted by ali on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 02:04:00 PST

:)

Hello kids :)How are y'all?I've had a kick arse day!Got into Glasgow with Scott about 11ish, and got back home about 6.30ish.It was a very productive day - got a Pizza Slut (yummy down on that!)and al...
Posted by ali on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 12:20:00 PST

Hahaha

This is my Stubie, who's gonna be on the same course as me at uni.He rocks coz he's a mentalist (as you can clearly see here)...
Posted by ali on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 03:11:00 PST

Random pic blog Part Two - 6th Year Prom

Hair shot number 1The Limo Crew - Mike, Gemmie, Moi, Drysdale, Debbie, Lisa and CalHair shot number 2 :PThe Crew at Gemmie's.......I spy a bottle of Cava! :D...
Posted by ali on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 01:20:00 PST

Random pics blogs, Part One - Colleen's 18th Party

Pornshill's cutest couple - Lisa and CalMy Gemmie :) Love her to bits!Mr Harrower looking very dashing lolMe and Mike (the second attempt at this pic, coz we looked wasted in the first one!)2/3 of the...
Posted by ali on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 01:05:00 PST

I should really go and do something......

...........but argh! Lookie lookie!How cute is Taylor?!He looks like a wee cowboy!And AAAAAARGH! He must be playing Cold Day In The Sun!I hope he does that when we go to see them.The crowd will go men...
Posted by ali on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 08:35:00 PST

I don't half blether some shite do I?

.....and yet you still read it :PI should really get myself a stripey tent and charge people to come and "behold the freak."I could be rich! I want to brush Dave Grohl's hair.I know that's random, but...
Posted by ali on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 08:26:00 PST

Go listen to this song (recommended to me by Sarah)

Willy Mason - OxygenI wanna be better than oxygenSo you can breathe when you're drowning and weak in the kneesI wanna speak louder than RitalinFor all the children who think that they've got...
Posted by ali on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 08:12:00 PST

Toolish behaviour

HAHAHAHAHA that link didn't work! Who is surprised?!Not I! And not you unless you're stupid!Sorry, you're just gonna have to copy and paste......oh what a waste of energy eh?Not as much as I used typi...
Posted by ali on Fri, 12 Aug 2005 03:30:00 PST