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tomorrow people

if ANYONE can remember this show that used to be on Nickelodeon, please tell me. i remembered it the other night when i was drunk at Ryan & christians, for no apparent reason. but check it out, it was...
Posted by on Tue, 10 May 2005 00:00:00 GMT

friday night

hopefully good times had by all friday night. except for the ice head. he got a handful of moke fist. and anyone who had to see my white ass. i remember describing my backside to Fred as looking l...
Posted by on Sun, 08 May 2005 23:11:00 GMT

wailers...

warm coronas, wailers, too much weed haha, and hot women. that was pretty much last night. had such a good time...but... chappelle's new season isnt premiering may 31st. apparently he hasnt sh...
Posted by on Thu, 05 May 2005 11:49:00 GMT

chocolate milk

mmm. havent had it in so long. and it feels heavenly on my sore throat. screw this virus i got. man this is hell. i need a beer. and the new family guy episode came on tonight. me and sean approv...
Posted by on Mon, 02 May 2005 00:42:00 GMT

Citizen Cope

good music. Listen to Citizen Cope's... 1) Bullet and a target 2) Sideways 3) Son's Gonna Rise
Posted by on Tue, 26 Apr 2005 00:41:00 GMT

cameron diaz is hot. Trippin

check out Trippin tonight! cameron diaz and jessica alba are hot...and Slater goes with em!!! they is checkin out Honduras...and hopefully headin to Costa for some surfin right after. SICK. makin...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Apr 2005 19:58:00 GMT

in the game of masturbation, no one gets hurt.

ex's and previous "aquaintances" from college call me. i have no idea what you want from me. you arent even in this same state. you KNOW that i've been in love with someone 5,000 miles away for the pa...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Apr 2005 01:35:00 GMT

i fucking hate this

sick AGAIN! i guess its only fitting after an out of control friday night. my immune system was knocked the fuck out after all those shots haha...oh boy. hopefully i'll be ready for this friday. if n...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Apr 2005 13:18:00 GMT

movin to LA...

goin to school en cal state - la....hopefully gettin a sick apartment and lookin for anyone else who is goin over to LA from UH...we could all get one sick badass place together. te gusta? thought so....
Posted by on Thu, 07 Apr 2005 23:47:00 GMT

entrepreneur.

haha...i dont know why i get these random ideas. but i got a lil bit of money sittin here i aint spendin and just savin for cali. but i was thinkin, maybe i'll have a little bail bonds business goin t...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Mar 2005 00:18:00 GMT