dick in a box |
i was at my girlfriend's house over christmas with not much to do.... we became obsessed with dick in a box. it started to become a problem. nobody could get it out of their heads. we made a rule, ...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 12:57:00 GMT |
someone's getting served |
i want to serve somebody. you know, like in that movie "you got served." i've been wanting to do it for a while, actually....
truth is, i've sort of been serving people fo...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 16:01:00 GMT |
dirty |
i feel so dirty. i found out that my computer is infected with a virus. i know that it can be fixed, but what a little slut. i had a computer for 3 years. not one virus. ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 15:12:00 GMT |
feeling weird? |
does anybody ever feel weird about themself after having spent close to an hour at a time staring at photos of people they don't really know at that well right after they spent nearly the same am...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 19:32:00 GMT |
turkey poetry |
turkeys are small but they always beat me,
two little pieces and i get sleepy.
light meat, dark meat, carrots or peas?
damn, i'd rather eat sushi like the japanese.
now i don't mean to compla...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 21:58:00 GMT |
fountain of youth |
it seems that every year, right around this time, i get a year older. i noticed it at an early age. i was 12 or 10...can't remember. the point is..i caught on. i'm on to you, age. i see you comin...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 14:42:00 GMT |
today sucked an hour earlier, again. |
it didn't really suck but it was earlier. on sunday, i went into work an hour early because i forgot to set my clock back. everybody had a good laugh. i felt dumb. when i got home last night i was...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 20:42:00 GMT |
this is a fact. look it up! |
if i could, i would give 2 kudos to the guy/girl who made my black, zip-up, hooded sweat jacket. i'm very happy that i decided to buy it last year and wear it nearly every day.
Posted by on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 21:18:00 GMT |
IMPORTANT DICKHEAD TEST!! |
we all know these types of guys. they cut in front of people at trader joe's, they drive on the shoulder of the road in traffic jams, they employ you, they pee on toilet seats, they answer the phones...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 15:45:00 GMT |
letter to Kanye West |
i bought your new album because you said it was great. what did you mean by "great"? did you mean that it sucked greatly? because it did. i hated it. why did you do this to me, kanye? i trusted ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 11:33:00 GMT |
