Jesus

MyGen Profile Generatorite man hows it goin? dis is the J to the C, you all know me, up here with the big G im all ova your TV. y'all treat me respectivly, road in on ma donkey, der aint no messing wiv me cos im holding dis key. BLINGIN IT UP MAN! SAFE!sup, im The JC, Jesus christ to your moma and your granny, you probably heard of my work, theyre rightin about it all the time man, i was helpin' my Dad out a couple of years back to make his mark like, cos im into all that sorta thing -advertising and shit cos im a rapper see. up here innit, in heaven like i rap all day and i mix a few tracks and everyfin. Yeah so im banging this hot chick called Mary. Not my mom u sicko, this stuff is fine. I been living with my dad for a couple of thousand years now cos hes minted innnit and i gets everyfin i wants. i like to hold hands and fings and do miricles like. i once fed all these starvin people innit and we all got well wankered on all da wine. it was a blast man. My dad and i (GOD to you lot) we do a lot of people watching from the clouds. we're not pervs or nuffin its just a good laugh.