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My name is Alexandra.__ I am a girl.___I am a writer.___I am a poet.___But mostly I am just a girl. With a pen._____The basics - I've moved around, a lot, enough so that I never managed to stay in a place long enough to learn how to tie my shoes.____I spent most of my childhood inhaling America through the back seat of a car window._____I caused my first scene in Oxford , England. Very posh. I grew up Southern parts of America, and talk like a cowgirl. Not so posh._____Notable places I've lived-___* France - Smells of strawberry jam and bunkbeds. The little turtles were cool, too._____* Wales - Lost my father and gave me a Batman lunchbox. I was three, I never even left the house, so why the lunchbox..._____* Amarillo, TX - Found my father and taught me how to spell my first word in kindergarten. Sun. S...U...N... Sun. Ya see? My second word was Mississippi, but I was a freaky over-achiever._____* Boulder, CO - We had a treehouse in the backyard and suspected leprachauns lived next door._____* Rio Rancho, NM - There was much sand and black widows and jam jars filled with dead bugs stacked in the shed. Mama said don't touch - we touched, we inspected and we decided the previous occupants were raging weirdos. Spent 6 months digging a big ol'dusty hole in the big ol' dusty backyard. There's not much else you can do with dry sand but diggit and bury stuff. And then dig up the buried stuff. Saw a dog nearly get squished at the sandy swamp of a bus stop by a big ass hot air balloon. The dog lived... Till the next balloonfest, anyway..._____ * Miami, FLA - Yeah, it's Miami. Yeah, it's hot, people are hot, food is hot, weather is hot, blah blah blah. It's Mickey Mouse, it's milkshakes, it's clothing and plastic surgery by the boathouse. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mostly I just remember little packets of ketchup. And bowling balls. Seriously. Go to Miami, and that's what you'll get. Packets of ketchup and bowling balls._____* Lytham St.Annes, UK - " Cos ya gotta live somewhere! " I'm currently proposing this pretty little slogan to the local town council. Nuff said._____* San Antonio, TX - I consider myself a Texan; I've known San Antonio since I was 5, but we haven't really spoken since I was 9. I spent 4 summers and two years there - it's the hometown of my nostalgia: block parties, fence jumping and mourning the loss of the tyre swing at the park. Goddamn, that was a tough blow. It was best friends and swimming pools, tired skin, homeless puppies and David Livingstone, peanut butter tortillas, burnt feet from walkin black tarmac barefoot, yella corn on the cob, it was horny crickets and watchin Seaworld fireworks from the rooftop of the house, it was Cap'n Crunch, it was Nintendo, it was dark at 7. It was moody air that called time at night, sweaty grass and sticky whiskies & coke; the air was so thick and syrupy, it was like breathing through a wet flannel. And then the morning would wake you up with the stench of school, brown paper bags and long division. Muddy grass, Marco Polo and makin up the years, man


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Squish Squish, Bang Bang

The Poet as An Endangered SpeciesThe Poem Formerly Known as:This Poem is a Fist, Your Face is a Flannel of Verbs, Squish Squish, Bang Bang(This was written as a reaction to my reaction on the idea of ...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Jul 2009 07:30:00 GMT

Whoopy Power!!!

Yo! Yeah, so I've not been on my space for like a billion years. Many new civilisations have emerged since then. Truth is, I haven't been writing all that fantastically, and I've not really cared to s...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Jul 2009 14:44:00 GMT

Subterranean Landslide and the Blaze of the Electric Soul

Subterranean Landslide and the Blaze of the Electric Soul   This is not for the falsely kept consensus Who lock into limb with shadow over track   Include my conscious in the melted frisk Fl...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:25:00 GMT

If Palin Can Count To 10, Without Looking At Her Hands, She gets My Vote... And a Cookie

(This is neither a poem nor an ode. It is a ramble stumbled from vexation. It shan't be up for long, as it will soon lose its relevance either way.)   If Palin Can Count to 10, Without Looking a...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 02:50:00 GMT

Ahoy, Like!

 Ahoy! By, like, Alexandra Ran Ahoy ! The stripes of sweaters rise to the heavens in bands of adventurist aeroplanes, like academic milk- made babies gulfing with wanton and bearded with...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 21:07:00 GMT

My Banana is Smiling at Me

  My Banana is Smiling at Me By Alexandra Ran Ataxia ! To be sure I'm dying in a microcosm next to a history gathering dust and gold stars Beriberi ! Don't look at me like that I'm not a f...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 21:03:00 GMT

Blackpool On a Park Bench

                      Blackpool On a Park Bench        (An un...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 01:20:00 GMT

Wonder Bread Man

  Wonder Bread Man (The Age of 'The Specialists') By  Alexandra Ran   My spellings are undercooked, you say  My prose is unsupposed, posing the philosopher, selling coupons to...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 10:50:00 GMT

The Occupations of the Pretend American

Like Falling Off a Blog. (Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time...)    For starters, don't call me Al, I don't like it and my early 90's were dented badly by that song... Good song th...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 08:18:00 GMT