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A psychiatrist was having a session with one of his patients showing him some drawings to see how he would interpret them. First he drew a vertical line and the patient said: "that's a thin naked woma... Posted by on Tue, 23 Jun 2009 22:43:00 GMT |
Father Forgets |
FATHER FORGETSBy Livingston LarnedListen, son: I am saying this as you lie asleep, one little paw crumpled under your cheek and the blond curls stickily wet on your damp forehead I have stolen unto yo... Posted by on Sun, 21 Jun 2009 00:25:00 GMT |
An e-mail from a First-Grade US Teacher... |
An e-mail from a first-grade US teacher who collected well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of the proverb and asked them to come up with the other half...Better to be s... Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 21:55:00 GMT |
laughter's the best medz...ever! |
A teacher, a petty thief and a lawyer all died and went to Pearly Gates. Because of crowding, St. Peter told them they had to pass a test before ascending any further. Addressing the teacher, he asked... Posted by on Sun, 19 Apr 2009 03:09:00 GMT |
excerpts from The Little Book of Pleasure |
Excerpts from THE LITTLE BOOK OF PLEASUREBy Paul Wilson- Smile at a stranger, while making no effort to communicate, and enjoy the surpriseĀ it engenders.- Imagine how good you feel after completing a... Posted by on Wed, 04 Mar 2009 19:58:00 GMT |
GEORGE CARLINS View on Aging |
GEORGE CARLIN'S VIEW ON AGINGDo you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than ten years old, you're so excited about aging that you think ... Posted by on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 03:18:00 GMT |
The Two oclock am, Mourning |
The one Wednesday morningDrenched with the flood of your sweatFrom the coldness of your embraceA light lurking behind the Veil you carry in your Unhurried leaving.I am not sure if youHear my whi... Posted by on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 06:38:00 GMT |
One Sleepless Night... |
I was up late last night thinking...not reading this time as what I normally do when sleep eludes me, I was specifically thinking about all the blogs and comments you, myspace friends posted.&nb... Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 17:56:00 GMT |
Eternity Is... |
Eternity Is......keeping a smile on your face till the shutter clicks....waiting for the tow truck to show up....listening for the sound of a key in the lock at 2 am....trying to find a six-cent... Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 10:44:00 GMT |
"The New Frontier" by Kahlil Gibran |
Ask not what your country can do for you, but ask what you can do for your country.This statement appeared in an article written by Gibran in Arabic, over 50 years ago. The heading of that article can... Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 17:24:00 GMT |