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About Me

I am a male...I like Paul Simon, Simon & Simon, Neil Simon, Neil Diamond, and stuff (stuff being a general term). Sometimes I do, and sometimes I do other things. Jayneamint is the best. And that describes my entire life.

My Interests

Sometimes I am really interested in things like typing about what I would be intertested in. Other times, not so much...like now. I guess if I had to pick something....wait....are you reading this....okay...I am going to change my answer...I will just say that I like typing. Sometimes.

I'd like to meet:

Without a doubt, I would like to meet me. I think I might be the coolest person...EVER....if I could meet myself...that would rock!!!!

Music:

I have heard it.

Movies:

OMG....now we are talking....I saw Batman when I was nine....you know the one with Michael Keaton...it was a lot of fun....and not any other movies since

Television:

Yes I own a television. I won it at post prom when I was a junior.....I am pretty sure it was the most exciting thing that has ever happened to me. Sometimes I watch it.

Books:

War and Peace is really long. Honest, Kurt Vonnegut is funny when he gives speeches. I am named after a book of the Bible. The Bible is a book (btw). Moneyball.

Heroes:

I guess I like turkey and swiss the best. I like mayonaise and mustard. Yeah, I know I am crazy.

My Blog

My Newer and Improved Top 8 (Sorry Tom...Keep Trying)

Due to complaints, insults, and death threats (you don't scare me Peppermint), about my new top eight, I have made some changes. Peppermint, you are now number 1. Tom, please keep trying. To those of ...
Posted by Matt on Sun, 28 May 2006 11:37:00 PST

So I changed my top 8...

So I changed my top 8...and my new top 8 are people. So I know some of them and others are just random people from whom I get invites.....I think my new top 8 is rather hot.
Posted by Matt on Sun, 21 May 2006 08:18:00 PST

That's Hot

So Tom and I disagreed about something today.He was all like "That's hot" and I was all like "What's hot?" and he was all like "That is." After a round or two of arguing, we realized that we had s...
Posted by Matt on Sat, 13 May 2006 07:56:00 PST

I made out with 10 guys last week.

So my last blog was fun because rumors spread around work about my sexuality. Never did I say that the rumor was that I was straight or gay. I was just being silly (read it again). If I was trying to ...
Posted by Matt on Sat, 06 May 2006 10:25:00 PST

So you all wonder.....and now you will know....

So you all wonder about me. Yes I am....I mean....you should have seen the signs. So I hope this clears up any confusion. I kind of figured my relationship with Tom would have answered the question. B...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 08:16:00 PST

I feel like a beautiful flower

My god....people keep reading my crap. (Thank you to those of you reading). I write really stupid things. And you are silly enough to read it. I will just take this time to give a shout out to Jesus. ...
Posted by Matt on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 08:01:00 PST

I quit my job last night.

So I just got really pissed off last night and quit my job. Emily told me that I had to vacuum out all 32 check lanes and wax the scanners. I asked her why, and she said that it wasn't my job to ask q...
Posted by Matt on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 12:20:00 PST

More poetry for TOM

I dance I danceI danceAround a Mexican hatI danceI dance I danceAnd that's the end of thatOr is it? I guess I'll keep singingmy cell phone appears to be ringing...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 12:11:00 PST

People that write bad haikus suck

Haikus should have fivesyllables, then seven more.I hate people that write bad haikus.
Posted by Matt on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 11:57:00 PST

Poetry Rules!

i hate people whowrite haikus. Haikus make meangry. You should die.
Posted by Matt on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 11:53:00 PST