Ted

If I told you about me there wouldn't be anything to find out...okay I'll tell you one thing...I don't smoke crack...obviously...crackheads are skinny. Oh yeah and some of you know me by Ted and some of you know me by my real name...here's the story...My high school gym teacher called me (suh-Ted) for a whole year, and every day i'd correct him...so the guys started calling me "Ted" and it just kinda stuck...whats funny is...at the end of the year he actually called me in his office and apologized to me for calling me by the wrong name...the whole year...he is hella old and senile...so i accepted his apology and went on with my life...now i have an alternate name...not a cool name...but it sounds funny when you say "Fuck Ted, Fuck Ted, Fuck Ted"...and oh yeah...im not fat...god just gave me extra skin...Mom and Dad...Me and JC...First cousins(old ass pic)...Mom and Dad again...