Unicorn

My story: Well, I'm sure you've all heard of Pegasus, right? Well, just to set the record straight, that, um, isn't me. I'm his lesser known brother, Ralph. I wasn't magically inclined, unfortunatly. He got all the power, the looks, the publicity... Anyway. All this used to really make me mad, but I'm over it for the most part. What's the point of being angry at something you can't control? Now I live with a former Weather Wizard, Aragnius, and his former apprentice, Carl, and we go on quests. It's hard work, but very fulfilling, and I enjoy it very much. Most of the time.
Aragnius isn't the easiest person to live with. He's grumpy and irritable, and Carl doesn't help matters. Carl is the nicest person in the world, but he can get on your nerves after a while himself. Carl used to be a knight for Her Majesty, but he wasn't very good at it. At one point in his short career, he'd had been sent out to help solve a problem that involved Aragnius. Some how, the two of them struck up a friendship, and Aragnius took Carl on as his apprentice. But the two of them managed to botch up the weather, and are now currently unemployed, um, I mean, questers.