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About Me

let's see, i like long walks on the beach, baby animals and volunteering at homeless shelters, because they deserve it. i dislike white noise, mismatched socks and mean people. i'm also a leo. soooo, if you feel me and our signs match up, gimme a shout.what am i saying?! fuck all that! i'm a smartass, enjoy being a smartass and if you can get down with having fun at almost no matter the cost, then we can talk. if not, fuck thyself and save me trouble of telling you. movies layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com MyHotComments
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My Interests

in no particular order...just about any genre of movie, ill watch anything once. music the same, preferably the old stuff, though. love sports (esp college) and most of all Alabama Crimson Tide sports...from football all the way down to bass fishing, gotta support the Tide!

I'd like to meet:

As far as people on myspace, just friends and perhaps friends of friends. At the very most, friends of friends of friends. But no fatties need apply.Also, a german shephard w/ a spider monkey on its back wearing a cowboy hat firing a cap gun....why not?after much thought, also a spider monkey with a german shephard on its back wearing a panzer tank helmet with a hitler moustache...equal time and all that, know what i'm saying?

Music:

The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan, Pearl Jam, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard, NWA, Dr. Dre, Eminem, David Banner, Foo Fighters, G'N'R, STP, Jimi Hendrix, Coldplay, and of course Dr. Teeth and Electric Mayhem!!!probably a hundred others i really dig, just dont feel like reeling off in this limited space...

Movies:

Instead of listing about 3000 movies, I will list preferred filmmakers: Steven Spielberg, Francis Ford Coppola, David Fincher, Martin Scorcese, Ang Lee, Tim Burton, Quentin Tarantino, Spike Jonze, David Cronenberg, John Ford, Billy Wilder, Stanley Kubrick, Peter Jackson, Michael Mann, Ron Howard, Frank Darabont, Peter Weir, etc.

Television:

Sports, HBO original programming, Adult Swim, and the occasional porn...that is all.

Books:

To The White Sea by James Dickey, Lots of Stephen King (esp. the short stories), Michael Chrichton, the Harry Potter series, the lord of the rings saga. If we include comic books (which I do), got to include Batman. Hadn't mentioned him yet and had to give him his love. Best comic book character, ever. Period.

Heroes:

Lance Armstrong. If he can get so much from one testicle, why aren't I getting more out of two? Also, the guy who invented Vel-cro. Anyone who could think of that shit, become rich, and never show his face again has got it all figured out. Therefore he gets much respek.And, of course, Bruce F*CKIN' Campbell, baby!!!K-Fed...no explanation needed...

My Blog

DIABOLICAL JOKE....A MUST READ!

so Sunday night....me, marty, & stacy made a random adventure/detour to What-a-Burger. while there, marty and i start harrassing stacy about greek like @ colleges. i say that everything they ...
Posted by Bret on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 11:46:00 PST

Bareback Mounting

So I saw Brokeback Mountain this weekend...and it was a really good movie. The acting, cinematography, and soundtrack were all really good. The much talked about homosexual elements are th...
Posted by Bret on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 06:25:00 PST

Anson

my cousin died less than an hour ago. he was 25 years old. he was my best friend in the world and had been since i can remember. he and i had conversely protected and beat the hell o...
Posted by Bret on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 06:41:00 PST

I Am Bringing a Gun to Work...Soon

I don't like irresponsible people. (I'm a hypocrite) No one I work with (with the exception of maybe 2 people - not including me) are reliable to be here on time. I had to come in a (full - wow)...
Posted by Bret on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 01:16:00 PST

It's Been an Interesting Week...

Well...my first full week of truly taking advantage of what myspace has to offer has come to a close. I've gotta say, it's pretty good times. My goal upon joining was to kill some time, ta...
Posted by Bret on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 02:25:00 PST

I'm not kidding...

Why is it when your personal quote is, "if I don't know you personally, GFY", do people who don't know you personally attempt to talk to you? Let alone send you friend requests? Are they s...
Posted by Bret on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 01:23:00 PST