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Kaija

Heaven's draught. All dust and devoid. ....No moisture... The sky is the machine.

About Me

Mindless Self Indulgence "Straight to Video" response. *Starring* me

Kaija= pronounced Kie-yuh.

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The imagination is an integral part of survival. We live our lives in our heads. So wear a helmet often, and avoid Q-tips.

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I believe in music and it's general powers over people. Concerts are soul-fulfilling experiences of pain and pleasure.

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I hope to one day stumble upon a creative endeavor that sustains me. Until then, I will do it all at once.

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"It's like vampirism without penetration."

"If feline ficklety can adhere itself to these delectables, think of the humanity!"

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Not enough for you? Behold, the other meanderings of my life and mind, because one forum is just not enough.

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My Interests



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arm warmers, barbeque/buffalo chicken pizza, children's television, concerts, Dr. Danger, foxes, glam rock, goth (music), graveyards, horror, jackets, Jake, kittens, 1337, manatees, movie-making, narwhals, pleather, post mortem photography, reading, scarves, Sega Genesis, silver, spooning, stick-figure comix, stuffed animals, synth, thrift store shopping, vampires, writing
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I'd like to meet:

Marc Bolan
Ha. Um, hmm. People with open minds and good hearts. Oh yes, and superb senses of humor.

I adopted a cute lil' kitty fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!


Music:

"We Are The Strange" (full-length film by M Dot Strange)

"A New Day," Killing Joke

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A

Adam and the Ants

AFI

Apoptygma Berzerk

Atom & His Package

B

Bauhaus

David Bowie

The Birthday Massacre

Boy Hits Car

C

Creature Feature

The Cure

D

Daft Punk

Dangerous Muse

Dead or Alive

Dead Sexy

Deadsy

Dir en grey

dope stars inc.

Duran Duran

E

Electric Six

F

The Faint

G

Grendel

H

hide

I

Billy Idol

Iggy Pop

Ima Robot

Information Society

J

Jobriath

Joy Division

Joy Electric

Julien K

K

Kandy Machine

Kill Hannah

Killing Joke

L

Leather Strip

London After Midnight

M

George Michael

Mindless Self Indulgence

Miyavi

The Murderdolls

Peter Murphy

N

Nine Inch Nails

Gary Numan

O

Obszon Geschopf

Orgy

P

Pansy Division

Peelander-Z

Placebo

pop*star*kids

Prince

Prodigy

Q

Queen

R

Robin Black and the Intergalactic Rockstars

Roxy Music

S

Stabbing Westward

Suicide Comando

T

Tragic Black

T. Rex

U

V

Vanity Beach

VAST

vnv nation

W

The Who

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X

Y

Z

zeromancer

Zilch






Movies:

misc.

2001: A Space Odyssey

A


Audition
B
Bad Taste
Battlefield Baseball
Battle Royale Blood & Donuts
Blood for Dracula
BioZombie
C
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari Cannibal! The Musical
The Cat Returns Cat Soup
Cemetery Man A Clockwork Orange
The Crow
D
Dog Soldiers The Doom Generation
Dracula (1931)
E
Eraserhead Evil Dead

F


Fando y Lis
The Fly Freaks
Fright Night
G
The Gate
H
Hardrock Zombies Hellraiser II: Hellbound
The Hunger
I
Ichi the Killer Interstella 5555
Interview With the Vampire
J
K
Killer Condom
Kung Fu Hustle

L


The Leprechaun Lord of Illusions
The Lost Boys Love & Pop

M


The Man Who Fell to Earth Martin
My Neighbor Totoro
N
Nosferatu
O
Orgasmo
P
Party Monster Princess Mononoke
Purple Rain
Q
Queen of the Damned
R
Return of the Living Dead Ricky-Oh: The story of Ricky
Robot Monster in 3D The Rocky Horror Picture Show

S


Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD Shadow of the Vampire
SLC Punk! Sleepaway Camp
Spirited Away
Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
T
Terror Firmer The Thing
Trainspotting Trick or Treat
Tromeo and Juliet
U
Unico and the Island of Magic Uzumaki(spirals)

V


Vamp Vampire's Kiss
Velvet Goldmine
W
Watcher in the Woods
Watership Down
We Are The Strange
White Zombie
X
Y
Z

Television:


O_o
The Andy Milonakis Show, chef shows, The Hunger, Invader Zim, Kindred: The Embraced, Mr. Show, Tales From the Crypt, Tim and Eric's Awesome Show
Anime:Alien 9, Black Heaven, Colorful, Descendants of Darkness, Death Note, Digimon, Get Backers, FLCL, Fruits Basket, GANTZ, Gravitation, Loveless, Narutaru, Panda-Z, Pokemon, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Samurai Pizza Cats, Strawberry Marshmellow, Super Milk Chan Show, Trigun, Yu-Gi-Oh!
o_O

Books:

.. misc. fiction

Watership Down- Richard Adams

Such Pain- Don Bassingthwaite

Warlock of Love- Marc Bolan

I Sing the Body Electric- Ray Bradbury

A Clockwork Orange- Anthony Burgess

The Wild Boys: A book of the Dead- William S. Burroughs

Ender's Game- Orson Scott Card

House of Leaves- Mark Z. Danielewski

Lord of the Flies- William Golding

Far From the Madding Crowd- Thomas Hardy

Dune- Frank Herbert

Bunnicula- Deborah and James Howe

Brand New World- Adlous Huxley

The Cider House Rules- John Irving

One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest- Ken Kesey

A Separate Peace- John Knowles

Faggots- Larry Kramer

The Traveling Vampire Show- Richard Laymon

Fevre Dream- George R.R. Martin

Jitterbug Perfume- Tom Robbins

Snow Crash- Neil Stephenson

The Hunger- Whitley Strieber

Picture of Dorian Gray- Oscar Wilde

The Last Vampire- T. M. Wright

misc. non-fiction

If Chins Could Kill- Bruce Campbell

A Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass, an American Slave- Frederick Douglass

The Long Hard Road Out of Hell- Marilyn Manson

Please Kill Me: The Uncensored Oral History of Punk- Legs McNeil

The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin

Vampire Book: The Encyclopedia of the Undead- J. Gordon Melton

Hollywood Causes Cancer: The Tom Green story- Tom Green

Lords of Chaos: The Bloody Rise of the Satanic Metal Underground (though I didn't finish it)- Michael Moynihan

The Red Indian Fairy Book- Frances Jenkins Olcott

The Lore of the Unicorn- Odell Shepard

Richard Bach
(so what?)

Illusions

Jonathan Livingston Seagull

Clive Barker

Abarat

Abarat: Days of Magic, Nights of War

Books of Blood

Cabal

The Great and Secret Show

The Hellbound Heart

Imagica

In the Flesh

Sacrament

The Theif of Always

Weaveworld

Poppy Z. Brite

Are You Loathsome Tonight?

The Crow: The Lazarus Heart

The Devil You Know

Drawing Blood

Exquisite Corpse

Liquor

Lost Souls

Love in Vein I & II

Prime

The Value of X

Charles Dickens

Great Expectations

A Tale of Two Cities

Fyodor Dostoevsky

The Best Short Stories of Fyodor Dostoevsky

Crime and Punishment

Alexandre Dumas

The Man in the Iron Mask

The Three Musketeers

Neil Gaiman

American Gods

Coroline

Sandman

Stephen King

The Bachman Books

Cycle of the Werewolf

Hearts in Atlantis

It

Salem's Lot

Skeleton Crew

The Shining

H. P. Lovecraft

The Best of H. P. Lovecraft: Bloodcurdling Tales of Horror and the Macabre

Dreams of Terror and Death: The Dream Cycle of H. P. Lovecraft

Henry Miller ..Tropic of Cancer

Tropic of Capricorn

Anne Rice

Blood and Gold

Exit to Eden
Interview With the Vampire

The Queen of the Damned

The Vampire Armand

The Vampire Lestat

S. P. Somtow

Valentine

Vampire Junction

Vanitas

Tom Wolfe

The Electric Kool-aid Acid Test

The Painted Word

Heroes:


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Clive Barker, Marc Bolan (T. Rex), Poppy Z. Brite, Chibi (The Birthday Massacre), Doctor Danger, David Firth, Don Hertzfeldt, Amy Winfrey
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My Blog

Consequence...

"It... ripped." The first utterance lost to mundane. We were eaters of mountains, the gravel seekers, the snow-cap corroding cavort dancers who'd level topographic occurrences to esplanade just to wat...
Posted by Kaija on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 08:46:00 PST

Solidity and laughter...

Solid, you say, how utterly solid is the ice to your carbonized eyes. I tried telling you not to escape, the futility, the fruitless fermenting that would undoubtedly follow, and sure enough... This&n...
Posted by Kaija on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 07:25:00 PST

Thoughtless Amalgamation

Frosting, as in, to cover with a thin sheet of frozen water. Or, Blobs of sugar and egg. Both have their points of specialty. Augmentation assuages the mind pitilessly. Distant are the sheets of expr...
Posted by Kaija on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 04:44:00 PST

Liquid...

Why do we kid ourselves? For the press, the tender moisture, perhaps a bit of throbbing. Oh, please, not now. Blossoms breaking with the puncturing dawn could not ache as much as this.  The subtl...
Posted by Kaija on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 09:53:00 PST

Digression...

I could have killed you, you know.  No, I'm serious, I really just wanted to decimate you for a second there, well, for a few hours. Slide and slice. That's how fucking easy it could have been. S...
Posted by Kaija on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 07:58:00 PST

A light dusting...

It has come down to this.  Dust.  Not a lovely gray, not like ashes, just smeary blandness of dead human skin. When I touch it, the cracks of my hands scoop it up like tiny irrigation channe...
Posted by Kaija on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 06:34:00 PST

Intellectual vampires...

The isolation of an intellectual mind, the loneliness and introspection, reflect the figure of the vampire, dark and brooding.  The vampire finds the masses consumed with their habitual...
Posted by Kaija on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 12:21:00 PST

Una soda, por favor....

Well, the Molochai starship is underway, hammering and sparks and all.  She purs.  She meows.  She harbors me and my space-buddies throughout the galaxy.  We rode the Milky Way bac...
Posted by Kaija on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 09:25:00 PST

Shapeshifting...

"You're slipping away, you know." "Am I?  I hadn't really felt anything..." "Liar." "Just a floating feeling.  Floating isn't slipping." "No, but it's a breath away from drifting, which is t...
Posted by Kaija on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 12:49:00 PST

The Debate

"Is he awake?" "Not entirely." "Well, perhaps it's for the best." "I agree. The human mind has these shut-down defenses for a reason, after all." "Still, I rather wish he could be enjoying this, too."...
Posted by Kaija on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 06:37:00 PST