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K E L L Y. ™

What a load of tripe.

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Alrate duck! I'm Kelly and I'm a bit of a cunt.
I have a pretty negative opinion on most things and do an unhealthy amount of moaning.
I swear too much, because I think it's big and clever.
My sense of humour is pretty harsh, the more offensive the joke the harder I laugh.
I'm paranoid and nosey, which I recon is a bad combination.
Until I get to know someone I find it hard to talk to them, often I probably come across as a rude asshole.
A few friends, lots of cider and a bit of music makes me very happy.
The only thing I succeed at is failure, I've dropped out of college twice and work part time at asda. My dad doesn't know this, so if any of you come round for tea, avoid the subject. Thanks.
My priorities are messed up, I'd rather spend my wages on alcohol and clothes than something practical like driving lessons.
I'm totally not liking the fact that I'm now 18, with responsibilities [as minor as they are] I'd basically give anything to go back to being at school and start all over again.
Jimmy Carr is proper ace and I'm going to see him in May with Rich :)
I'm a hypocrite, but then again I believe most people are.
The one thing I want most out of life is to travel, to experience different cultures, meet new people and see new things.
Someone please explain to me the current obsession with starbucks?
This year I will fulfil my ambition of rolling down a hill in a giant hamster ball. It's a must.
I wish every kid who has ever appeared on 'My super sweet 16th' would just die.
Charmed is the best and I cried bucket loads at the last episode. I still hoped that Phoebe would get back with Cole though :(
Loyalty is the best quality a person can have. Someone who sticks by you no matter what is priceless.
I'm indecisive, get bored easily and have a short attention span a bit like a 5 year old.
Anyone who can sit with me and sing along to every song on the magic playlist is a friend fo'lyf!
I hate the rain with a passion, it makes me not wanna go outside.
It really pisses me off when the song gets 'deleted by the artist'. Especially when it was a good song. Fuckers.
It also pisses me off when someone on my street gets manure delivered, puts it on their garden and makes the whole street smell strongly of shit for the next week. I mean how inconsiderate can you get?
If none of this has put you off, come say hi =]
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My Interests

I once got called a yob by a pensioner in the post office.
I'm actually proud of that.

I'd like to meet:

People who are more than just 'nice'.

Heroes:



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