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Aaron

tiny salmon chasing that impossible dream

About Me

big music fan, i get fucked up alot but on nothing worse than some beer, i'm into chicks and chicks only, you only live once so you might as well not be a pussy, have all the fun you want while you're young cause if you still do it when you get all old THEN YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER, always be smiling cause a frown takes more muscles to make, don't be a fool wrap your tool, always leave the seat down cause ladies have to touch it to put it down and we all know they don't like doing that, most of all EVERYDAY IS A NEW DAY so don't dwell on it

My Interests

baseball, music, football, school i suppose, keeping up to date with the cool lingos so i can make fun of them hott shits, oh yea keeping the hood clean of drugs on the reals, kids, cooking, fucking, playing video games, hanging out with ladies, eating good food, watching sports, taking random drug tests for the next two years

I'd like to meet:

George Bush so i can spit on him, micheal jordan so i can get a free pair of shoes, bam margera so i can get faded and be on his show and do some funny shit, eddy murphy so i can do a stand up with him, kobe bryant so i can see what a rapist really looks like, and albert pujous cause he is the fucking man

Music:

alkaline trio, thursday, the get up kids, minus the bear, thrice, taking back sunday, death cab for cutie, oasis, midtown, brand new, the killers, the postal service. goldfinger, american football, less than jake, fall out boy, the juliana theory, NOFX, refused, the new amsterdams, the used, cursive, mellincolin, weezer, nirvana, green day, blink-182, steppin wolf, bob seger, lynard skynard, deftones, led zepplin, ozzy osborne, the monkeys, the beatles, red hot chili peppers, saves the day, modest mouse, jimmie's chicken shack, coheed and cambria, bloodhound gang, the who, pink floyd, foo fighters, snoop dogg, dr. dre, eminem, young geezy, tech n9ne, jay-z, sublime, motion city soundtrack, finch, the strokes, the white stripes, nelly, eddy money, my chemical romance, rod stewert, journey, fleetwood mac, and dashboard confessionals, lucky boys confusion, poison the well

Movies:

half baked, eternal sunshine and the spotless mind, trainspotting, fear and loathing in las vegas, scareface, blow, mr deeds, son in law, national lampoon's senior trip, dodgeball, one who flew over the cookoo's nest, full metal jacket, a clockwork orange, dazed and confused, all lord of the ring's movies, and definately all the star wars, forrest gump, shawshank redemption, bad santa, any kevin smith movie, office space, jackass, grandma's boy, donnie darko, talladega nights, ah hell a little porn here and there isn't bad either

Television:

desperate housewives is awsome(slutty mom's), smallville, saturday night live, chappelle's show, south park, aqua teen hunger force, familyl guy, futurama, that 70's show, football and baseball games, some reality tv but some of that shit is just so fucking fake that its pathetic (LAGUNA BEACH), and music videos of my kind of music

Books:

cider house rules, of mice and men, 1984, lord of the rings, oliver twist, diary of anne frank, a clockwork orange, full metal jacket, loch, white fang, the five people you meet in heaven, the drifter

Heroes:

albert pujous, don king, kanye west, tom cruise, clark kent, santa clause, minus the bear, lil jon, mariah carey