About Me
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: michael "the ungreat"
Birthday: July (How should I know, I wasn't there)
Birthplace: Danville IL, (motto: On the corner of Backwards and history.)
Current Location: Indiana State Mental Health Facility (Oh you mean where I stay while sane)
Eye Color: Blueish green
Hair Color: brownish-dishwater blonde
Height: betwen one foot and seven feet (about five 10-11)
Right Handed or Left Handed: I primarily use my right, but I have two left feet.
Your Heritage: All American mutt (german, english, irish, maybe russian)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Cow manure stained
Your Weakness: I have broken and/or injured several bones on the left side of my body.
Your Fears: Anything coconut, close spaces, heights, charlie brown, and everything
Your Perfect Pizza: a very warm pizza with lots of marinara sauce, cheese, and pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Getting a better job.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: What is so instant about dial-up?
Thoughts First Waking Up: This is a sure better place than the East river, or even the Wabash for that matter.
Your Best Physical Feature: My glasses
Your Bedtime: Sometime between noon and noon
Your Most Missed Memory: Life without Alzheimers
Pepsi or Coke: I prefer my drinks with a lot of caffine, but Vanilla Coke will do.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither, Arby's Forever! (I went to the Arby's school of theology (motto: Beef is life))
Single or Group Dates: I hate most fruit besides apples oranges and peaches
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea with a lot of sugar and caffine
Chocolate or Vanilla: I am addicted to Chocolate. I belong to Chocoholics Anonymous
Cappuccino or Coffee: I distrust anything that looks and smells like it came from the Wabash River.
Do you Smoke: Only steam locomotives are allowed to smoke. I prefer coal over oil smoke.
Do you Swear: To tell the whole truth?
Do you Sing: Only after Rosanne Barr sings the national anthem.
Do you Shower Daily: Depends on if it rains or not.
Have you Been in Love: Yes, for about a minute, until her boyfriend pushed me out.
Do you want to go to College: I am in college, who else could have the time to do this stuff.
Do you want to get Married: Maybe if there is any single women out there who could stand me for more than thirty minutes.
Do you belive in yourself: I think, therefore I am. Isn't that believing?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when moving. Luckily the sun revolves around the earth.
Do you think you are Attractive: Only in total darkness.
Are you a Health Freak: Yes, I drink 8 cans of Vanilla Coke a day, now I am down to 7 1/2 cans
Do you get along with your Parents: Yep, especially when my brother annoys them to death.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Not while I am trying to shower.
Do you play an Instrument: God's gift to mankind the TRUMPET.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Ask again when I am older, and have money
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope, haven't been to see a steam locomotive lately.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Cafffeine.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: If asking for the time of day counts.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Only if being mauled to death counts.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I only eat stuff I know where the name comes from.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: If I wanted uncooked fish, I would at least get radioactive fish from the Wabash.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Everyday
In the past month have you been Dumped: Only by her real boyfriend.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Only when skinny.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only other's sanity.
Ever been Drunk: Nope, it only seems like it while trying to drive in Danville.
Ever been called a Tease: Only when teasing others.
Ever been Beaten up: Not when I can run away
Ever Shoplifted: Nope, they are WAY too heavy.
How do you want to Die: Laughing all the way to the bank
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Taller
What country would you most like to Visit: Kentucky
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue, green, heck as long as she's got an eye.
Favourite Hair Color: see above answer.
Short or Long Hair: Medium
Height: between five foot and six feet.
Weight: Enough where I can see her profile.
Best Clothing Style: Clothes when meeting family.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Caffeine.
Number of CDs I own: Preferably more than five- with good interest rates.
Number of Piercings: Not enough to be called "Pierce"
Number of Tattoos: few
Number of things in my Past I Regret: As long as the Feds don't come knocking.
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