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About Me

my name's laura and i live in langley, slough.
i study motor vehicle engineering at langley college and i absolutely love it. but no it doesn't mean i know particularly much about cars or make me a dyke. i've also got a welding certificate. which will probably never come in useful.
i used to work in and go out a lot in slough so my life pretty much lies here.
i'm allllways having problems with boys and my friends are always left to pick up the pieces (or at least party with me to get over it). but i'm still desperately looking for a boyfriend. gaaay.
i appear to be rude but i'm not REALLY. i just hate meeting new people, and after working in retail it's kind of hard to like people. it's not intentional, most of the time.
i love lots and lots of music. i listen to early 90s dance when julia's driving me around, r n b when i'm out (don't really like it to be honest, it's just slough's a bit ghetto), and i kind of (secretly now) like hardcore and punk and early rock like the rolling stones. i look like a hardcore girl i guess but i don't really like the scene.
i can probably drink more than you, which isn't something i'm happy with because it costs me a fucking ton to get drunk even in slough where drinks are like 2. i do terrible things that are hazardous to my health and complain later about the consequences. however, i still live for the weekend and nothing excites me more than listening to n-trance - set you free whilst waiting for a taxi to go to shout. which is a bit sad actually.
i don't really get into fights anymore since i stopped going out as much (fucking liquid) but i'm still really aggressive with my language. i tend to attack stupid people without realising.

My Interests

i like cars, i want an audi rs4 quattro vroooom.
i lovelovelove staying up late drinking and watching films with my friends.
or i love staying up all night playing hide-and-seek in a pub.
i don't like people who talk more than me, they piss me off.
and i haaate people who try too hard, or ask "what do YOU want?".
i drink a lot of brandy and amaretto but i can't drink normal coke otherwise i get a bit hyper.
i fancy men with shaved heads or even balding men. it doesn't seem to matter what theyir face is like, just how shiny their noggins are.
i sometimes wear mens aftershave because it makes me feel like i got lucky.
i only seem to get on with people who have a dry sense of humour and are not obese. fat people turn out to be cunts i think and steal from you and shag the love of your life (ooooooooooh handbags).
there isn't much i don't like really now.

I'd like to meet:

hot hot sexy people. or i'd settle for mark king.

and michael winslow.

Music:

90s dance and trance (fuck off, there's way too many artists to mention), metric, audio bullys, rolling stones, pink floyd, misfits, agnostic front, biggie, hot hot heat, the glimmers, procul harem, kanye west, m83, eagles of death metal, clutch, pendulum, yeah yeah yeahs, aquabats, green jelly, prince, cherry poppin' daddies, big band swing!

Movies:

pulp fiction, jacob's ladder, seventh seal, kungpow, lock stock and two smoking barrells, delicatessan, trading places, i watch a new film almost every other day. this is impossible for me to do.

Television:

family guy, little britain, brass eye, peter kay's phoenix nights, red dwarf, the day today, i'm alan partridge, max and paddy's road to nowhere, parkinson, american dad, jonathan ross, peep show

Books:

brave new world - aldous huxley, the master and margarita - mikhail bulgakov, jeeves and wooster series - pg wodehouse

Heroes:

i idolise people like my mother and grandmother. their lives have been pretty fantastic and unbelievable.
but then again i'd consider extremely intelligent people i.e. evariste galois, or some other mathematician, my real hero.