Ham or Bacon |
Ham Vs Bacon
In America, there is a definite distinction between "Bacon" and "Ham"&The confusing thing happens when you order pizza&"Canadian Bacon", as a topping, means you want "Ham" on your pizza&...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jun 2004 05:39:00 GMT |
Disappointing disappointments |
Speaking of Lactose Intolerant&When did this whole thing come about&When I was a kid, if milk made your stomach hurt, you drank something else&I never heard of Ice Cream making someone fart&I dont ge...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jun 2004 11:44:00 GMT |
Comprehensive nicknames |
vagina, pussy, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, cunt, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, twat, lovebox, box, poontang, cookie, fuckhole, love ...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jun 2004 10:39:00 GMT |
Porn galore |
Why does it take so long for people to get off of a freakin airplane&We are
all in such a rush to get on that when they tell us to line up, we lose the
ability to form a line&We all crowd in and f...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jun 2004 09:58:00 GMT |
I won the fucking lottery |
I can't beleive its true.You probably can't either.I was so excited when I found out I had one the lottery.It happened to someone thats not old.I mean I'll actually have time to spend it before I die....
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jun 2004 11:29:00 GMT |
Bipolar Bitch |
Troubled, somewhere deep inside,
Considering ending my life.
No sense of self-worth, complete loss of pride.
Put an end to my pain and strife.
Slipping into the deepest darkness of despair,
No ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2004 03:25:00 GMT |
I hate Laundry |
Motherfucking detergents, different types of loads. White, dark..what the fuck. Some are gray. Is that a judgment call. Do we put those with color or white? And why in shits name do jeans have to get ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2004 00:36:00 GMT |
Work isn't for everyone |
I had to work a 9hr day at work on thursday with no break until we closed at 10pm. Than I had to be back at work at 9am the next day to work a double shift which ended at 11pm. with only a 30 min brea...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Jan 2004 09:35:00 GMT |
Death is Certain |
No one can hear me shout.
Climbing the walls of insanity.
Someone, Anyone, please help me out.
If you don't it doesnt matter.
There is no one around that cares.
My life has already began to sha...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2004 10:53:00 GMT |
Imaginary people have Imaginary problems |
Almost Christmas--trees go up and lights come out, Santa rides in giving a holiday shout. As for now it seems the older we get the shittier Christmas is. We began by believing Christmas is a magical h...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2004 09:32:00 GMT |
