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Abigail May.

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About Me

Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you, you will suddenly know everything there is to be known. Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there someday.

I'm Abigail fucking Munford! Who the fuck are you?!
I am a dirt clot from Massachusetts.
I've got the curse of curves and a mind of my own.

I like movies, long walks on the beach, and clichés!

I am just like everyone else. You'll meet me a thousand times before you ever remember my name.

I am a thousand different versions of yourself.

My Interests

I want to get boned.
I want to get stoned.
I want to get a room like no-one else.
I want to be rich.
I want to be kitsch.
I want to be the bastard of myself.
I want to get burned.
I want to get turned.
I want to get fucked inside out.
I want to be ruled.
I want to be fooled.
I want to be a woman like a man.

I'd like to meet:

I'm sufficiently awkward in social situations.

Music:

A Loss For Words.
The Receiving End Of Sirens.
Therefore I Am.
The Cadence.
Glen Hansard Marketa Irglova.
Chiodos.
Ericson.
Acadia.
Regina Spektor.
Damien Rice.
Vanna.
Settings.
& the like.

Movies:

Mysterious Skin.
The United States Of Leland.
Transamerica.

Television:

Criss Angel's Mindfreak.
Invader Zim.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
Are You Afraid Of The Dark?

Books:

The Perks Of Being A Wallflower.
Mysterious Skin.
Hairstyles Of The Damned.
Naked Pictures of Famous People.
Nothing's Sacred.

Heroes:


Rob Dobi

Laurie Shipley

Johnny Earle [Cupcakes]

Ian Scott Dana

Brendon Matthew Thomas

Tricia Cawley

Hrishikesh Hirway

My Blog

The Truth About Myspace Pictures.

It's funny because it's true.  
Posted by Abigail May. on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 06:24:00 PST