Obama. Any attractive woman. Whichever ancestors of mine were gun toting native american outlaws who rode horseback fighting legions of former union soldier militias conquering the uncharted western territories of the United States surviving on nothing but their own knowhow of clandestine paramilitary pre-twentieth century native american indian life saving techniques and training taught from the very moment they were old enough to walk in nomadic villages where all members of a tribe could live in solidarity and peace nourished through centuries and generations of religious and spiritual practice focused and centered around the sanctity of the planet earth and the natural occurrences therein and a culture that valued sharp mental steadfastness and strict discipline leading to military dominance unsurpassed until the arrival of western industry and the presence of manufactured combustion powered projectile weapons...