Carl

I'm 38 and I work out of the home. I like hair bands and total whores. I drive a red sports car named "2 Wicked". Looking for a girl with a very low standards who will be willing to give me oral treats while I shit into a bed pan. I have a jar of pennies that I have been saving since I was 18 and I'm willing to pay for sex. I like to download porn at 16 kbs...No I'm just kidding, I got a cable modem. My favorite places to go are Crotch Town, Boobville, Panty Parade and Pussy Liquors which are all clubs by the airport.