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About Me

.. At least 3 times a week, I WILL be fishing in my kayak or flats boat somewhere with a high probablility of success. I can fix damn near anything, but don't bring me your crap! I like the challenge of solving the problem, but only if it interests me. The difference between insanity and genius is measured only by SUCCESS! I'll sit on my swing by the pool and play guitar for hours or minutes, depending on the mood. My friends are the very best people I have ever known. I have no time for fake wanna-be people & they tend to pick up on it quickly (Still feeling like clicking "Add to Friends"?). I like boating/fishing, riding my road king (it's SO relaxing), hanging with friends and that feeling ya get on a 3rd date. Cruel, pessimistic, one way people really suck! Cool, optimistic, helpful people make the world go 'round (and make fun of the jackasses behind their backs). Where do you fit in?

My Interests

Music (playing guitar), riding my Harley (therapy), making people laugh (best medicine, ya know), kayaking, fishing, rennovating my house, and most of all, spending time with good friends.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone that thinks it can't be done (so I can prove them wrong), Anyone that can play an instrument and/or sing & likes to goof off and wake up my neighbors with us by the pool, Creative thinkers, Harley riders, fishing addicts, and of course (gratuitous business plug)... people who want the RIGHT mortgage for their needs, not just what their friends have. Say what you want about Jimmy Carter the President, but he's one hell of a human being in my book. I'd also like to meet various elected officials throughout time to find out what the hell they were thinking. = ) Last, but certainly not least, I'd like to meet Stevie, Jimi, and Rex-A-Roo (The best damn dog I ever had) but hopefully, that will have to wait a while.

Music:

Alt Rock, Classic rock, Blues and anything with a good groove to it

Movies:

Are you kidding me? Saw 'em all, liked 2/3 of them. The rest were just the crappy means to sell popcorn for $5 a bag.

Television:

The Office

Books:

Educational books, especially philosophy and logic. Seems kind of useless with so many idiots around though. You can't win an argument with an idiot. Pretty soon they'll get you down to their own level and beat you with experience.

Heroes:

Jimmy Carter