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Mizzen is the afterbirth of pirates who rock out with their flintlocks out.
Formed by crew members of the Mighty Seabeaver , the band consists of
W.R. Dickus, Captain Red Beard, and Auburn Jack the
Swarthy. Using kickass instruments plundered from cargo ships on their way
to discount music centers, Mizzen unleashes an unbridled fury of awesomeness that
makes small children weep and sexy wenches rip their tops off in the heat of
passion. Other bands tremble in fear and attempt to conceal their envy
of the mere spectacle that is Mizzen.
Behold. Mizzen is upon us all.
Just a few reviews Mizzen has received:
"Wow! Mizzen rocks the crap out of my bowels!" - Entertainment Weekly
"Mizzen has never quite gotten the respect they deserve, which is why I won't write anything more on this review." - Ebert
"I enjoy fish." - Doug, the fisherman
"The pirate music community should respect Mizzen for their awesome nachos eating abilities." - Rolling Stone
Be sure to request Mizzen every Monday night on Bilgemunky Radio and Bilgemunky After Dark ! Click here for more information.
