People Against Trucker Hats
This group was founded in response to the rabid epidemic that is, the trucker hat craze. Over the course of two years, millions of teens and aging hipsters have been afflicted by this mysterious infirmity whose symptoms include but are not limited to:
1) Uncontrollable urges to purchase and display mesh styled trucker hats with logos bearing no association to any relevant organization or product.
2) Incapacitated Cerebelum causing severe loss of balance and spatial ability, usually evident in a slightly off center hat bill. In severe cases the cap can be turned completely sideways.
3) Some carriers have been observed flaunting obscure fashion accessories such as a single wrist warmer, excessive lip piercings and NorCal hooded sweatshirts.
4) In unsubstantiated reports many of the victims have been known to make excessive references to "shows," which may or may not exist.
