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Casino Jizzones

Wherever The Casino goes, there he be.

About Me

The Casino likes The Casino more than you will ever like The Casino, and more than you will ever like yourself. The Casino is really into The Casino. Therefore, The Casino often refers to himself in the third person. If you are not friends with The Casino, that is the will of The Casino, and the will of The Casino should never be questioned. The Casino is single and likes to mingle. The Casino will function as your spiritual advisor for a nominal fee. The Casino enjoys ethnic foods as well as other people's children, pets, furniture, and houseplants.

My Interests

Freedom. Adventure. The Open Road. The Gnar. The Ladiez. The Sauce. In that order.

I'd like to meet:

The Casino's doppelganger. We have some serious shit to settle. /a

Music:

The Casino listens to strictly underground stuff on labels you've probably never even heard of. You have to order most of this shit from Europe, so he won't even waste his time, or yours, pretending like you've heard of it.

Movies:

Dead Man; The Sword and the Stone; Goodfellas, Casino; Pulp Fiction; Star Wars; The Godfathers (even 3!); Rushmore; Bottle Rocket; Wizard of Oz; Psycho; The Birds; Snakes on a Plane; The Ice Storm; The Graduate; Taxi Driver; Billy Jack; Easy Rider; Scarface; Raging Bull; Any Kubrick flick; Snatch; Wayne's World; To Kill a Mockingbird; Edward Scissorhands; Apocalypse Now; Kill Bill 1+2; Wet Hot American Summer; One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest; Glory; Cohen Brother's flicks; The Casino likes to watch the moving pictures.

Television:

The Simpsons, South Park, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, NCAA (Kansas) basketball, Chiefs football, The Sopranos, The Wonder Years, Quantum Leap, The X-Files, The Casino is also one of the nation's foremost authorities on Saved by the Bell...

Books:

"Beware people that are always reading books." (Charles Bukowski)

Heroes:

The Casino, John Brown, James Brown, Checkers, Sgt. Mahoney, Danny Manning, The Creature from the Black Lagoon, Johnny Appleseed, Bill Wambsganss.