| Cedar Pollen | 
| To: Austin Cedar Pollen 
YOU MAKE ME SICK!!
From:  [email protected]
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| Riddle me this | 
| If you can't fuck your friends, who can you fuck?  Just wondering. Posted by  on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 22:13:00 GMT
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| Cycling Elmo Sighting | 
| On my way to work this morning, I saw a giant Elmo riding a bicycle down the sidewalk toward downtown. Posted by  on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 08:34:00 GMT
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| Dear Lortab | 
| Dear Lortab,
Why did you have to leave me??  I was really starting to enjoy our time together...cuddling on the couch, sleeping like bears in hibernation.  Ahhh the dreams, the DREAMS! ... Posted by  on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 12:41:00 GMT
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| express lane | 
| The guy working the express lane at Target had only one good arm.  I just found that kind of ironic. Posted by  on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 13:03:00 GMT
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| this was in my pool | 
| It's called a Giant Water Bug, aka the Toe-Biter and it bites.  Yikes!!  It was HUGE and swimming around  all creepy like.  I will most likely have nightmares tonight... It w... Posted by  on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 15:13:00 GMT
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| i really like this | 
| The Idea of Order at Key West
Wallace StevensShe sang beyond the genius of the sea.The water never formed to mind or voice,Like a body wholly body, flutteringIts empty sleeves; and yet its mimic motio... Posted by  on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 13:01:00 GMT
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