too old to yell, but too young for hell |
summer's a-comin' and i just wanna listen to stephen malkmus' "Baby C'mon" a lot and play with sidewalk chalk.short-shorts and no shirts, heck yes, let's all be best friends this summer.
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:04:00 GMT |
tell me the truth of yer heart |
so listen up, jerks. select the answer that best describes you:
Q: How many of the Ladyhawk Jon Rae Constantines shows this weekend will you be attending?
a) Neither, i'm retarded. and i&nbs...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 20:52:00 GMT |
remember this one? |
Danny says we gotta go
gotta go to idaho
but we can't go surfin' 'cause it's 20 below.
bapadapadaaah.
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 21:26:00 GMT |
guys man |
guys, man, i love you guys, man.
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 19:04:00 GMT |
the black kids were rapping |
forty miles from vancouver this is nowhere, going to british columbia, ah, ah.
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 23:21:00 GMT |
flip in flip out shit |
i almost forgot, the smallest finger on my left hand popped out of its little joint a couple weeks ago, but it's cool, i popped it right back in. hurts though.i shit you not.
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 17:01:00 GMT |
the game is over |
The Game is Over My dear brother, when will we build a raftto float down the sky on?My dear brother, soon our load will be so heavythat we'll sink.My dear brother, onto paperwe'll draw many countries ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 23:41:00 GMT |
goatse |
I HAVE TWO BIG HANDS AND A HEART PUMPING BLOOD1967 COLT .45 WITH A BUSTED SAFETY CATCHTHE WORLD SHINES AS I CROSS THE MACON COUNTY LINE GOING TO GEORGIAYOU SMILE AS YOU EASE THE GUN FROM MY HAND AND I...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 21:20:00 GMT |
fuck me when i'm gone |
man things are kind of shitty right now but instead of actually fixing anything i'll probably just type shit in here.
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 23:18:00 GMT |
that one wasn't my fault. |
i don't usually lose things because i'm just sort of cautious by nature i guess.
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 15:52:00 GMT |
