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joseph

you can t be lucky all the time, but you can be smart everyday

About Me

before i start i must say that for a man that has fighting cocks on his page its hard to take his words serious. but im a comedian at heart, and a man of creative words by the inscentive of impressing women. that last part was a joke. i take words and bend them to make the world understandable to me, and if you dig it let me know. the end.well what can i say other than that i was born and raised in hawaii, yea i know that i dont look hawaiian but thats where i call my home. now relocated to the south, north carolina that is. other than that i play the bass, well trying to learn anyway. and i like to read the classic books. yea i know that im boring sounding, im normally a live wire. i need to be romanced first. i just cant perform on the spot. p.s. please send me packages while in iraq, thank you.

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My Interests

being a ballerina in the bathroom, taking long drawn out walks in the desert, and watching lifetime....during football season. p.s. just kidding

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

shine down, future leaders of the world, red hot chili peppers, mudvayne, lynard skynard(hey im in the south), rolling stones, strata, reel big fish, brand new, dash board confessional, thursday, afi, johnny cash (the man in black), brand new, matisyahu, robert nester marley,10 years, ac dc, billy talent, against me, bouncing souls, ccr.

Movies:

boon dock saints, sin city, the jackal, man on fire, shaw shank redemption, detroit rock city, team america, baseketball, saints and soldiers, saw 1 and 2, lord of war, carlitos way, unleashed

Television:

-Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris -A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer -As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history. -Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris. -Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time. -Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris -Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is -When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders -Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house. -Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper -Chuck Norris once invited all of the other badasses from TV to duke it out in order to see who was the supreme badass. Only two showed up-- Jack Bauer and MacGyver. -Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy. -Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun -Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting

Books:

pale horse coming, chicken little, samurai's tale, sea wolf, 1984, for whom the bell tolls, the old man and the sea, all quiet on the western front, spoon river anthology, red badge of courage, lord of the flies

Heroes:

chuck norris and eric cartman

My Blog

come and go

in recent weeks, i have seen the value of lives be worth everything and worth nothing. what happens when we realize how much we are worth to someone. would you act accordingly, would you run, or would...
Posted by joseph on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 01:55:00 PST

silence and release

what is the meaning of knowing who we are, if we cant change. when in the course of progression, men come to realize that they are both creator of their very lives, and devestator. they control their ...
Posted by joseph on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:56:00 PST

fairfield a place without a bad view

well its time for me to stop playing like a good ole boy, never caused no harm. for those of youse guys that dont know that song its from the dukes of hazaard. anyway, im done in the south now its bac...
Posted by joseph on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 06:14:00 PST

god speed mr. gray

today was the last day of george gray.  he could only be credited with living. and in the same turn he could be said to have never lived at all. men to often say they ve felt the twinge of r...
Posted by joseph on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:52:00 PST

all fingers present

everybody wins when there are 10 fingers and 10 toes, and im one of the few that can truly appreciate that now. on this episode we join the character in nor cal, the home of homes. coming back is dif...
Posted by joseph on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 11:21:00 PST

the kermit conspiracy

taking out what seems to bother you, seems like a job worse than pulling teeth. i found out that the difference between the thought of an animal, and the perception of an animal is weather you re...
Posted by joseph on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 12:21:00 PST

coalition against koala bears

today another day, we re here in ground hog day. taking all the leave of the world. the random rants we have never make sense but keep us sane. the latest topic being if all the jalepenos were taken o...
Posted by joseph on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 04:55:00 PST