Made in America |
In our current economic situation, every little thing we buy or do affects someone else and perhaps even their job. So, after reading this email, I think this lady is on the right track. Let's get be...
Posted by on Wed, 13 May 2009 15:42:00 GMT |
Mosquito Spray |
Mosquito Spray...Worth a try I was at a deck party awhile back, and the bugs were having a ball, biting everyone. A man at the party sprayed the lawn and deck floor with Listerine, and the little dem...
Posted by on Sun, 03 May 2009 18:15:00 GMT |
Swine Flu of 1976..........I took the inoculation......... |
1976: Fear of a great plagueBy PAUL MICKLE / The TrentonianOn the cold afternoon of February 5, 1976, an Army recruit told his drill instructor at Fort Dix that he felt tired and weak but not sick eno...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Apr 2009 18:26:00 GMT |
Blonde Joke |
A guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blond woman's boobs and splashes all over them. The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer o...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Apr 2009 18:54:00 GMT |
Jokes |
Garage Door The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, di...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 23:10:00 GMT |
Funny Joke |
Garage Door The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, d...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Apr 2009 15:02:00 GMT |
A Boy singing to his little Sister |
A Boy Singing to his little sister..... You are My Sunshine, My only Sunshine' (Be prepared to get watery eyes!) Like any good mother, when Karen found out that another baby was on the way, she di...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 06:46:00 GMT |
LITTLE GIRL ON PLANE |
LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANEA stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplanewhen the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversati...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 08:01:00 GMT |
The Secret |
.. .. The Secret .. ..One day, one friend asked another, "How is it that you are always so happy? You have so much energy, and you never seem to get down." ...... ..With her eyes smiling, she said, ...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Apr 2009 20:29:00 GMT |
Homeless people with cell phones?I don't even have a cell phone |
..Michelle Obama serves food to D.C. poor and homeless, but... It doesn't detract from the first lady's generous gesture or the real needs she seeks to highlight to ask two bothersome questions about ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:39:00 GMT |
