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austen paul

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About Me

pink guerilla.

My Interests

couches.

I'd like to meet:

wonder woman.

Music:

i've removed trevor from the thunderhorse leaderboard.

Movies:

these guys. seriously. .. width="425" height="350" ....

Television:

see above.

Books:

mourning star, by kazmir strzepek. i know, it's weird when you have four consonants in a row in your name, but i used to have a friend named heela naqshband (she's still my friend, but she's married now so her last name might be different). how cool is that name?

Heroes:

dad o'clock ngugi wa thiong'o

My Blog

brand new pens

i know, right?drawings to follow. to those whom i owe, priority. to everyone else, suggestions welcome.
Posted by austen paul on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 03:58:00 PST

crashy mccrash crash

01. You're in the hospital, who on your top 4 comes to visit you?matt.comics. he's bailed me out more than once. oh, you said the hospital. yeah, there too.02. If alcohol were banned, what would yo...
Posted by austen paul on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 03:10:00 PST

dude check out my how awesome my life is

so aside from the out of house obstacles we all all have to deal with, i had a vaguely and at times poignantly difficult time dealing with my return from greece and turkey. one particularly funny epi...
Posted by austen paul on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 03:46:00 PST

home again

it took forever and a day, but back in california. nothing witty to say; don't quite feel up to it. see you guys soon.
Posted by austen paul on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 12:05:00 PST

typing in turkiye is hard

for exampleö this is what it looks like when i type where i think the right keys should beç  and where the fuck is the fucking comma:  colon:  that was supposed to be a fucking question...
Posted by austen paul on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 08:34:00 PST

kali nikta

went to the best restaurant in greece last night.  and tonight, it's goodnight (kali nikta) because it's our last night in skopelos and we are supposed to return to athens for the big trip home t...
Posted by austen paul on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 09:18:00 PST

greek is confusing

i almost forgot.  no means yes and yes means no.  by this i mean, the word for yes in greek is nai, which sounds like nay, which means no.  and no is said oxi, which is pronounced ...
Posted by austen paul on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 09:42:00 PST

straight up dick

as many of you know, my father's name is dick.  at times in hellas, i have been called little dick, an embarassing moniker to say the least.  but now i just thrust dylan or trevor in front o...
Posted by austen paul on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 09:38:00 PST

jibba jabba

hellas continues.goodbye peloponnese. hello northern greece. we've lost five members of our tour. two yuppies going to crete to be imprisoned in a fancy hotel, a mom and daughter who put together mi...
Posted by austen paul on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 10:07:00 PST

hella hellas 1

grecia, day four.greece is fucking hot this summer. in mycenae (the home of agamemnon (brian cox from troy) and clytemnestra (his murderous wife)) it hit 114 degrees. just standing still i was sweat...
Posted by austen paul on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 08:54:00 PST