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Master P

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sup guys and gals, welcome to the dopest myspace on the net, Mr. Portier's, i was born on Valentines day of 1991---a very great day in history, i hav a precious nephew who is 3, he's pretty friggin smart, cuz he takes after mua. He can hum a football better than yer nephew (i'll put money on that). I like women, not the phsycho kind, i steer clear of those, and i pretty much keep my love life singe, 4 the most part. As of now im 16, tho i could pass for 18 or hell 19 too . I try to keep my nose clean, stay outta troble....usually..ha....i luv goin to concerts, any kind and will go to any if its free. I luv to watch UFC, 2 guys beatin the hell outta each other=great TV.i luv to play football and used to play for my highschool, but due to conflicting schedule's with church, i decided to give that up. Though I'll still play anytime in like a pick-up game err somthin..I go to usually all the LSU games, and never leave early unless im with someone speacial haha ;). my yahoo sn which is [email protected] my aim sn is like thouroghbread65 i think, u can try it i know i spelled thouroghbread wrong or somthin,..i dont really get on my messenger anymore, cuz u know i kinda hava life---at least i like to think i do, if u wanna know anything else, dont be a stranger. TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Aaron
Birthday: February 14th (yup my birthday is on valentines day)
Birthplace: Grand Isle, LA
Current Location: Uhh lemme see on my comp, i think....
Eye Color: Green/Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Cajun,Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: New Balance
Your Weakness: Quick minded girls
Your Fears: stress
Your Perfect Pizza: forget pizza gimme a crawfish pie
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: become a better football player
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol,brb,ttyl,g2g, yea them
Thoughts First Waking Up: Can i fake sick or not?
Your Best Physical Feature: ooo my big sexy six pack orr maybe my super huge guns lol jp
Your Bedtime: 2nd hour (ms. patterson) cluck cluck
Your Most Missed Memory: takin naps in kindergarten
Pepsi or Coke: rootbeer
MacDonalds or Burger King: subway
Single or Group Dates: single (get 2 kno a person better)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: smoothie
Do you Smoke: only if i wanted 2 die
Do you Swear: only if im mad
Do you Sing: only if i feel like makin a fool of myself soo yea daily
Do you Shower Daily: o no i go for that rugged out of the boondocks, stinky ,smelly ,but hott look
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: LSU Fightin Tigers BABY
Do you want to get Married: of course and hav only a minimum of 28 kids lol jp
Do you belive in yourself: actually no
Do you get Motion Sickness: dont even kno wat it is
Do you think you are Attractive: judgin by wat girls tell me........no
Are you a Health Freak: if chicken,steak,crabmeat,crawfish,and fillet mingon is considered healthy
Do you get along with your Parents: on occasion
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: i used 2 play a guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: hell nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no i like 2 live in a shell
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: at Kurins Sushi in Hammond
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: somthin id rather not discuss
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: every day
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: maybe
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: ima guy
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: in the marines
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a sports broadcaster
What country would you most like to Visit: south america
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: gotta luv blondes
Short or Long Hair: doesnt matter
Height: my size or maybe a slight difference
Weight: under 380
Best Clothing Style: i dont care lol
Number of Drugs I have taken: i overdose on benedrel lol jp
Number of CDs I own: like 6
Number of Piercings: like none
Number of Tattoos: like one on my uhhh never mind
Number of things in my Past I Regret: number of sands on californias beach

My Interests

God, Football, My Job, Women, their friends, their sisters, maybe even their moms....maybe.....Im a HUGE LSU FAN, luv da Tiggers, .."1
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I'd like to meet:

Carmen Electra, Brooke Burke, any and every victoria secret model-----all on the same night (Cursor)
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____________________Rock ____________________Def Leppard, AC/DC, Bon Jovi, Metallica, Aerosmith, Van Halen, The Scorpians, Warrant, Poison, Black Sabbath,Jimi Hendrix, Whitesnake, Twisted Sister _____________________Alternative: _____________________the Killers, Hawthorne Heights, The Academy Is, Say Anything, Weezer, +44, Greenday, Kid Rock, Nickelback, Linkin Park, Blink-182, Say Anything, All American Rejects, Gym Class Heroes, Fall Out Boy, Evanessence, 7 Mary 3, Sugar Ray, Eve 6, Killswitch Engage, Lit, Saliva, Bullet For My Valentine, 3rd Eye Blind, ___________________ Other: ___________________Timberland, Marky Mark, Vaniila Ice, MC Hammer, P.Diddy or Diddy or Puff Daddy or the man formally known as Puff Daddy , Tupac--who is without a doubt drinking gin and juice with Elvis on an uncharted desert isle, Akon, Brad Paisely, The Beach Boys, Seal, Uncle Cracker, Kelly Clarkson, The Game, Ludacris, Cyclone

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Myspace Animations -_____________________ Comedy: _____________________ The Longest Yard, Rat Race, The Wedding Crashers, Meet The Parents, Dodgeball, Starsky and Hutch, Anchorman, Mr. Deeds, Zoolander, Along Came Polly, Beddazzled, A Night At THe Roxberry, Blades of Glory,40 year old virgin,Talledega Nights, Borat, Jackass: #2, Hot Fuzz _____________________Action: _____________________ Smokin Aces', Flight 93, Payback, Behind Enemy Lines, Blackhawk Down, X-Men 1-3, Jurassic Park, Shawshank- Redemption, S.W.A.T, Troy, A Knights Tale, Collateral, Phonebooth, Oceans Eleven, Walking Tall, The Recruit, The Itailian Job, 4 Brothers, Gladiater, King Arthur, Blood Diamond, Die Hard 1-4, Miami Vice, The Last King of Scottland, Blow, Lucky Number Slevin, Pirates 1-3, Shooter, Fight Club, Indiana Jones 1-3 _____________________Other: _____________________ How to lose a guy in 10 days, Madagascar, Grease, The Notebook - , , , ,"Chazz?s Stockholm Routine"

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Television:

Boiling Points, 8 simple rules, Yes Dear, My wife and kids, Grounded for Life, ESPN news, Wrestling, 2 guys a girl and a pizza place, Becker, Friends, just shoot me, American Idol, Last Comic Standing, The Contender, The Apprentice, Quite Frankly w./ Steven A. Smith, Mike & Mike in the Morning, Saturday Night Live, Mad TV, The Whitest Kids You Know, Thank God Your Here, America's got Talent, anything on Fuse, Saved By The Bell, Boxing, UFC, TUF, any fighting event on PPV. Bodog Fight, IFL


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Books:

Have a nice day, Golden days, Red Rabbit

Heroes:

Matt Foley,Lance Armstrong, Todd Beamer, Mark Bingham, Pat Tillman, Adam Sandler, Will Farrell, Phil Hartman, Borat Sagagdiev, Leon Phelps, Chris Pontius, Bam Margera, Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Wee-Man, Regis Phildman, Ron Burgandy, Chris farley, ryan reynolds

My Blog

The Baddest Man In The Land

..> ..> Im creating a list of the baddest dudes around, this list was compiled by me and a few of my buddies, we have over 120 names of random famous people or cartoons who are jus friggin bad ...
Posted by Master P on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 08:50:00 PST

LSU vs Arkansas Post game analysis- 3rd party

..> LSU vs Arkansas final breakdown, We gotta cheerleader, and a youngin goin at it, now from a fan who was in Tiger stadium during the demise of National Title hopes. I will sound offThis is my R...
Posted by Master P on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 08:43:00 PST

Roy Jones Jr VS Anthony Hanshaw

What to expect? What not to expect? I really don't care, but cmon, it's Roy Jones, one of the greatest p4p fighters of all time. Won light heavy and heavyweight belts, and is one of the most charasmat...
Posted by Master P on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 01:09:00 PST

"Pretty Boy" Floyd Mayweather

Whether you love him or hate him, there is no ignoring his talent and his validity that he is in the top 10 of the best boxers in the past decade, if not further back. Of course if you follow boxing, ...
Posted by Master P on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:32:00 PST

Boxing VS MMA

Everybody is now spastic at the huge uproar of MMA (Mix Martial Arts) and how it's the greatest spectical ever. Also and how it will de-throne Don King, Bon Arum and boxing all together. Of course "bo...
Posted by Master P on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 05:49:00 PST

LSU 2007 Football

LSU, after a thourogh beat down of the beloved and apparantly marketable fighting irish of Notre Dam(e), (41-14) LSU looks to bounce back after the loss of star quarterback and 1st pick of the 2007 NF...
Posted by Master P on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 07:15:00 PST

Baroni VS Shamrock

phil "the new yor badass" Baroni takes on Frank "if he has a nickname i dont know it" Shamrock. To me it's a very intriguing fight, i havent seen baroni fight since his 2nd loss to evan tanner, and i ...
Posted by Master P on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 06:51:00 PST

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Sunday, March 05, 2006 Life Story Episode III Revenge of Steve Irwin Current mood: drunk So if u hav been readin my past stories u kno where im at----- *NOTICE* Aaron Portier has no control on...
Posted by Master P on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 07:17:00 PST

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Sunday, March 05, 2006 Life Story Episode III Revenge of Steve Irwin Current mood: drunk So if u hav been readin my past stories u kno where im at----- *NOTICE* Aaron Portier has no control on...
Posted by Master P on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 07:22:00 PST

U WILL FALL FOR IT

YOU KNO U LiVE IN 2006 WHEN............1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.3. The reason for not staying in touch with your fr...
Posted by Master P on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 07:13:00 PST