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Ashleyy Clashhhh

It's a pussy boys, not a god damn payphone.

About Me

Click here to see my awesome Deviant Art page! =]
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JoshuaShane:We're goin to have a great life! i knew it from the first time i layed eyes on u.
JoshuaShane: Finally I have a hot girlfriend! [haha! he's so cute]
I Love Joshua ♥ !!!!!!!
The name's Ashleyyyy, love. That British Gangsta.
Joshypoo calls me Pookie. It's real cute.
Losing a parent is the hardest thing I've ever had to deal with.
Titanic, the real thing, interests me a whole lot.
I'd like to see what it really looked like as it was sinking...
and that's why I love the movie, It's really interesting to watch.
But I also love it because it has the best ending in movie history. =]
Shake the Disease is my most favorite song ever.
I love to sleep, a lot, mostly because I like having weird dreams.
I don't think I leave the REM stage when I sleep, at all.
I like to look for ghosties in haunted/abandoned places. ohhhhh.
I'm going to get a degree for Medical Assistant, and wear pink scrubs.
Daydreaming and distraction seems to be a big problem with me.
I dye my hair more than I should.
For seriously, Josh, my sweetcheeks♥, is the hottest boyfriend everrrrrr.
October 9, 2004♥ is when he called and asked me oh.yoo.teee.
He's my math class crush. Read this blog about it. Nowwww.
He better just be ready, because I want a bajillion babies. hehehe.
I love being with someone to love and cuddle with a whole bunches...br ...but I feel real bad when I see/know someone is alone.
I actually am a pretty jealous person. Josh knows this real well.
I play drums and softball [10yrs]. I was pitcher for 8 'till I fractured my arm.
Fall puts me in the greatest mood. It's October and Halloween.
Sometimes I have days where I miss high school and the times in/out of it.
My friends are the best ever. We always get lost going to shows...
...then follow the trail of punkers to lead us there.
The Lion's Den and the YPCC are some of the greatest show days ever.
I'm one giant smartass and can start pretty mean fights.
I won't pretend to like you. Chances are I wont, and you'll know.
"Forgive and Forget" doesn't really work for me at all.
My cheeks are still as chubby as they were when I was younger.
You won't get anywhere if you talk to me when I watch TV.
I can be the biggest child ever. I'm so messy and clumbsy it's unreal.
Josh says I complain too much. I say he's stupidddd.
I have zero patience, a two second temper, and I'm easily irritated.
I like to make and fix up purses. Soon I'd like to make some clothes.
When I have my own home, I'm adopting every homeless kitty/doggie.
I hate being cold and sick. I hate winter and snow so bad.
I'm beyond lazy, a little selfish, judgemental, and can be really mean.
But other than that, I'm real fucking awesome to hang out with. Try it.
Making new friends is fun. I can talk to anyone, anywhere.
Doing random and crazy things are fun. Lets do itttt.
Music is very important. I need to listen to it everyday.
Depeche Mode will always be my favorite band ever.
I still jam out to Backstreet Boys, Five, Spice Girls, and Bloodhound gang.
If you sing to my face to show me you know the song/words...
....I wll fucking punch you in the mouth.
Don't EVER turn down my music while I'm listening to it either.
Be my friend. We could have fun. =]

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

No one. I have my boyfriend, friends, and family. I probably don't need you. Unless you're neat, than whatevvv.

background-color:; overflow: hidden;"Pretty please me. Commentttt =]

Music:

Top Favorite Bands:
Depeche Mode♥
Mindless Self Indulgence

Movies:

Top Favorite Movies:
(in order)
Titanic♥
Transformers
A Beautiful Mind
Love and Sex
Brothers Grimm
Little Children

Television:

Top Favorite Shows
Scrubs♥
Degrassi
Fairly Odd Parents♥
Yes, Dear!
Ned's Declassified

Books:

Who put the Hair in my toothbrush
The Great Gatsby

Heroes:

MY daddy[R.I.P.] and mom
Joshua Shane Love



My Details

My Status: Marriedddd
Here For: not you.
Orientation: I like Joshua.
Hometown: Auburn, Washington
Body Type: I'm freaken tall: 5'9
Ethnicity: Pretty damn white.
Zodiac Sign: Leooo
Religion: I really couldn't tell ya.
Smoke / Drink: TiskTisk =]
Children: I'm having a shit load of kids.
Education: Medical Assistant study
Occupation: I sex Josh.
Income: more than you'll know.

My Blog

So, do you reallyyy know how retarded I can be?

So..I’m sick. Like, real damn sick. My nose hurts soooo bad, from using so many tissues. So many as in, a whole box, and a whole role of toilet paper. My nose is pretty much completely red, and ...
Posted by Ashleyy Clashhhh on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:06:00 PST

Because Im bored. This is here for you =]

I had another survey up, but took it down because it was poopy. But I still wanted one up, just so you could read it, and see how neat I was. hahah. Yeah.   Name: Ashley Michelle   Bi...
Posted by Ashleyy Clashhhh on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:00:00 PST

Josh and mine's time together BEFORE we went out: in writing.

So, I was going through my journals that I wrote starting in the 9th grade. Yeah, I wrote in a journal and I'm damn glad I did. Because reading through them is funny as shit, and I'm like..oh yeah..t...
Posted by Ashleyy Clashhhh on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 02:42:00 PST

Ashley and her no good very bad day.

So let me just tell you, that I had a shitty day. I'm going to complain, and god damnit, you're going to fucking listen. I had to go out to Pittsburgh today to get my back checked by yet another docto...
Posted by Ashleyy Clashhhh on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 08:25:00 PST

ASHLEY & JOSHUA. THE WHOOOLE STORY OF OUR FRIENDSHIP/RELATIONSHIP.

So, you know how some people say "I will remember this forever.." Well, I can say that I do. Every detail. Yep, every last one. I was in the shower about five minutes ago, and was thinking about every...
Posted by Ashleyy Clashhhh on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 01:56:00 PST

I miss, I miss, I effin miss....

I miss the warmth, and how i wasn't always so cold. I miss how fall lasted more than two weeks. I miss me and Stacey hanging out with Ryan all the time. I miss being able to hang out with Megan, Sta...
Posted by Ashleyy Clashhhh on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 02:09:00 PST