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Alex

I am here for Networking

About Me


film editor, trouble maker, music listener, snow skier, cheeseburger eater, animal lover, tv watcher, neck kisser, clothes shopper, beer drinker, mac user, news follower, dog owner, art appreciator, trailer designer, blog writer, gym goer, photo taker, history admirer, heart follower, ear biter


balanced, grounded, open, loving, sharp, grammatical, goofy, polite, driven, confident, accepting, devoted, interested, jealous, generous, understanding, passionate, intrigued


I'm in advertising. Which is not as glamorous as you're imagining. It's more glamorous. For lunch, they feed us 2 ounces of glitter in martini glasses. I ride to work in a golden rickshaw. I blow rails of coke off of bottles of perscription meds, while getting a performance review, which is purley based on how good you are in bed. Quite, quite glamorous.


All I want from people is the truth. I can handle the truth. People are different, people are fucked up. We all are. Just be real, and be yoursef. Don't make ANY excuses for who you are. Don't lie to yourself, or to others. No matter how bizarre you think you are... or how your life is.... take it and run. You'll be the happier person for it. I've had my stories, my moments. Share yours with me, and maybe we'll learn somthing...


My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Anyone who can make my life more interesting... More exciting... More dangerous... Funnier... or show me the meaning of it all !

My Blog

One of the better speeches from a rock star

Bono at the 2007 NAACP Awards
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:10:00 GMT

Fuckin' PENNIES !!!!

Are we done with the fucking pennies yet? Because it is time. The American public hasn't been using them for about a decade. They have become so worthless, that people give them to each other as a mat...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 22:18:00 GMT

Los Angeles Drivers SUCK !!!

I hate Los Angeles drivers. So as I'm on my way home from a friend's house, I notice a brand new silver Dodge Charger driving erratically in the lane to my right. He (or she... I don't know, because...
Posted by on Sun, 21 May 2006 13:58:00 GMT

"The Ripped Pants" - A Bedtime Story

It was a furiously hot Saturday afternoon in the Valley of Coachella. This valley was not a kind valley, for it had no winds to bear, no water to drink, nor shade to give. But the people loved her any...
Posted by on Sat, 06 May 2006 11:26:00 GMT

Screaming like a little bitch

This is really sexy. Damn I'm so hot. So here's a question for ya.... Have you ever heard a grown man scream like a 4 year old girl with a skid knee? Well you would have, if you were in the car with m...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 16:42:00 GMT

LIES! ALL LIES!

The gray, waxy thing that my pizza is sitting on sucks. It's a lie. "They" tell us that it will make our food crispy when we microwave food on it. You know what I'm talking about. You're supposed to p...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 16:18:00 GMT