FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY |
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.Q. What's a mixed feeling?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your n... Posted by 4get daRisk t8k da fal if it mnt2b it worth it all on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 09:48:00 PST |
calories during sex! |
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teethThe American Dental Association says ... Posted by 4get daRisk t8k da fal if it mnt2b it worth it all on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 08:58:00 PST |
BOYS READ!!!!! |
" Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on.Not her butt/waist/boobs." Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything." When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss ... Posted by 4get daRisk t8k da fal if it mnt2b it worth it all on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 07:31:00 PST |
funny guy jokes!! |
?1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?(because they are plugged into a genius)2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?(they don't have enough time)3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE E... Posted by 4get daRisk t8k da fal if it mnt2b it worth it all on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 06:20:00 PST |
wow i didnt think it would end this way! |
wow i never relly thought it would end this way between me and danny...it acually really kinda sux. but all he's been doing is drinking and i say i dont care ne more but acually he really worries me. ... Posted by 4get daRisk t8k da fal if it mnt2b it worth it all on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 01:29:00 PST |
try saying this when your drunk!!! |
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Innovative b) Preliminary c) Proliferation d) Cinnamon
difficult to say when yoThings that are VERY u're drunk... a) Specificity b) British Co... Posted by 4get daRisk t8k da fal if it mnt2b it worth it all on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 09:45:00 PST |
Cattot,egg,coffee...long but worth it! |
Long but worth reading.......DAVE
A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life
and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she wa... Posted by 4get daRisk t8k da fal if it mnt2b it worth it all on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 06:37:00 PST |