Last Night |
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Posted by on Sat, 04 Apr 2009 12:38:00 GMT |
I’m a retard...what’s new? |
I don't know if anyone noticed (or cared), but I haven't been on here since June. That's because I got all hammered and changed my password, and what do you know? I forgot it! This wouldn't be a big p...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 03:51:00 GMT |
My Morning |
My eyes opened at 4:02am this morning. I know this because the first thing I do when I wake up is look at the clock on my nightstand. I immediately knew there was no turning back. I was awake- end of ...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 09:58:00 GMT |
Holiday Shopping Tips! |
I find the holidays a particularly interesting time of year. Not only are they marked up with so many painful traditions that you're supposed to follow, but they bring in many seasonal challenges that...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:41:00 GMT |
A question |
I was asked a question over the weekend and it has been really bothering me.
' Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food, or cat flavored dog food?"
I emailed purina and haven't recieved a response.It...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 16:19:00 GMT |
2006... The Year In Review |
This is a true story. In it's original form, it's over one hundred pages long. But in order to make it blogworthy, I edited down to it's current length. While reading it back after editing, I found t...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 17:58:00 GMT |
Famous Last Words |
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something. Francisco ("Pancho") Villa
Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies. Voltaire (attributed), when asked by a priest to renounce...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 11:43:00 GMT |
PETITION TO REMOVE THE |
I got this bulletin today and was just laughing at the content. Some people just don't think.
Especially this guy:
330. Nathan Olson....AFJROTC My brother is in iraq and he is my hero and he stands ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 16:44:00 GMT |
A Beaten Path |
A Beaten Path...
I lay on the trampled grass for what seems like forever. The beach is nearby, my lungs are filled with salty air. I stand up and walk to it. It is hot with the coolest of breezes. A...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 18:24:00 GMT |
This is too funny. |
This is a random message I received last night.
I was reading your page and your blog and your hella funny.
(Funny how? Funny like a clown? Or funny like I know the difference between "your" an...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 16:48:00 GMT |
