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crunktastic!

crunktastic

About Me

THERE ARE 28 HOURS IN A DAY.
and i am drunk for all of them.

blah blah film school blah blah drunk irish roommate blah blah 3 cats blah blah big band & swing music.

also: blah blah coke parties.

i want to be the tallulah bankhead of the 21st century, INCLUDING the emergency hysterectomies! ZING!

THIS MAH SPACE, BITCHES.

myspace FORCED me to list 'make space for friends'. i dont want friends. friends give you cancer. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.
I SEE YOU, BETCH!!

my father warned me about men and booze... but he didn't say anything about women and cocaine.

CRABCLAW.

My Interests

the crusades, diner food, smoking, movies, retrieving my malice, nyc, chocolate, having a roommate, cats, firemenZ.

I'd like to meet:

the blonde elvis.LEARN TO READ A MIRROR.
tallulah bankhead.
also, CRABCLAW TALLULAH BANKHEAD.

AND MY RAMMIKINS!

Music:

kinnie starr, elvis, the who, ella, billie, etta, the dorsey brothers, marlene dietrich, doris day, april march, johnny halliday, cibo matto, bix biederbecke, artie shaw, glenn miller, the eagles, tool, wilson phillips, weezer, duke ellington, benny goodman, ruth etting, dinah washington, dinah shore, harry james, lena horne, the beatles, the police, peter salett, judy garland, yelle, stone temple pilots, solomon burke.

Movies:

my own little patch of wheatgrass!

also: racist cartoons.

Television:

buffy, home movies, the fairly oddparents, csi, law & order: svu, conan, snl, mr show, strangers with candy, upright citizens brigade, d'ffrent strokes, boston common, the young ones, house, family guy, seinfeld, facts of life, curb your enthusiasm, benson, maude, good times, alice.

Books:

the 25th hour, all harry potter, all sam cornish, fight club, the poisonwood bible, it happened to nancy.

Heroes:

sam cornish, edward norton, david fincher, robert deniro, brando, elvis, jk rowling, the google guys, winnie the pooh, danny devito, brad pitt, kevin spacey, catherine keener, everyone involved in the early days of miramax, mr. movie, every woman director/dp except for sofia coppola, your mom, stephen 'rammikins' lean.

My Blog

myspace is only fun at 2am.

wtf. dreams and supernatural shouldnt be lumped together. who made this list.i suffer from insomnia. did you know? even elaborate dreams about having children with edward norton cannot lull me into a ...
Posted by crunktastic! on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 11:12:00 PST

WE HAVE TICKETS TO SEE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN III!

i have reliably informed my roommate that 'scurvy-free' is funnier than 'scurvy-less'.
Posted by crunktastic! on Thu, 24 May 2007 08:17:00 PST

"god, what happened to me in the last 10 minutes."

its a realization that i am always on the inside, and it is never enough. somehow, ive got what everyone wants. ive got it better than all of you. you see what you are being allowed to see. i see ever...
Posted by crunktastic! on Sun, 13 May 2007 11:22:00 PST

myspace is a place for friends!

i am at the library. i am itchy. the desk i always sit at has been taken, but the person hasnt been back since i got here. should i move their stuff? maybe they got jacked in the audio books section. ...
Posted by crunktastic! on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 09:55:00 PST

ONCE IN EVERY LIFETIME!

it is 3am, and matthew and i have been sitting up, doing random things. why arent we in bed? WE'RE SO DECADENT!
Posted by crunktastic! on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 11:55:00 PST

i am constantly having to apologize for the behaviour others pick up from me.

i just want to publicly tell chris davis that i am sorry that matthew has taken over your myspace, thereby forcing me to defend myself, the good of the irish jig, and his own blatant, latent homosexua...
Posted by crunktastic! on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:13:00 PST

some things about my school, the new york film academy.

my undergrad college has a variety of ways for incoming or potential to speak with current or former students about the school, the campus, the city, etc. however, my current school, NYFA, does not ha...
Posted by crunktastic! on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 08:38:00 PST

WHY DOES FUCKING EVERYONE LOVE STEPHEN?????????

you know, everyone... this is just crazy. he doesn't know you. he doesnt love you as much as i love you. YOU'LL NEVER HAVE WHAT WE HAVE WITH HIM.i mean... with him, it will never be as it is between.....
Posted by crunktastic! on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 07:58:00 PST

MY TOP 8 QUIZ LOLLO.OLOLKSHJSHJ

is number 6 your best friend?lol. no, but we's pretty tight. are you in love with number 2?..... maybe. beth's nice, too. have you ever lied to number 4?no. do you know a secret about number 7?not ...
Posted by crunktastic! on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 06:07:00 PST

MALICE A TROIS.

hey, do you have my malice? im gonna need that back. thanks.
Posted by crunktastic! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST