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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

My name is Danny from Bolton. For those of you too stupid to work out where that originates... here is a simple formula D² (B*W * ½)
I go to the Venue and 42nd street and more recently Bootle Street Circus. I like most of the people found there, do bare in mind I said most.... you know who you are.
This is my first ditch attempt at anything impressive on Myspace, but i am still to 'be arsed' to learn HTML, and learn proper grammar apparently. I know its not impressive, but if you'd have seen what was here before, its like a Jesus Miracle. (that name is copyrighted, or will be soon)
I like to 'invert' phrases a lot. Such as can be seen in the sentence which i said to someone recently... "There is no such thing as romance anymore; all attempts to be romantic get knocked back with the romanticizer being labeled a 'stalker'"
I am one of the few Facebook morons that actually like Myspace more; Facebook is so freaking confusing, and if i get poked one more time I'm going to murder two small countries, starting with Wales. Then the Isle of Mann (which isn't a country in my eyes, just a prospect for scientific experimentation)
If you aren't busy, please sign my petition to bring back Ian Curtis, I won't bore you with the details, but lets say it involves a pet cemetery, Ian himself, or his corpse, and lots of sarcastic comments from me, most of which are illegible and idiotic, like this one
Go fuck yourself San Diego

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

David Bowie: for a sing-along of Chubby Little Fat man.
Derren Brown: to take to a casino and use him like Rainman on acid...
Hitler, just to ask what on earth he was thinking in the long run, and why he called his dog Blondi
Jesus so i can get pissed for free in the rain. Then have my hangover cured in an instant, while eating shit loads of bread and fishes, but not having to wash his feet, lazy bugger.
The geek that got away, that's right you better run, I’ll find you, you nerdy shitbag