Flippant Activities to Partake in Before the Moment of Ultimate Peril: An Ongoing List |
1) Cuddle a turtle.
2) Ferment a bumble bee.
3) Throw a Nilla® wafer at the pope.
4) Gather your closest friends in a large hole and proceed to charm them with a potato.
Thus begins what I hope ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 16:27:00 GMT |
A Fable about the Folly of Samovars and the Inevasible Nature of Precious Membranes |
Around a table in the center of a forest sit four gentlemen playing a game of wit and irreverence. One is carrying a knife. One is carrying a secret. All four have moustaches. Only two have shoela...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 23:53:00 GMT |
’Ere the Happy Flower Boy Rejoices the Coming of the Hill People |
I've recently discovered a few papers from my freshman year of high school. I will here document a few little snippets of my findings, and perhaps later, when I feel like operating a scanne...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:17:00 GMT |
The Conquest of Haberdasheries |
FOREWORD
This is the third installment in the series of Exquisite Corpses began by Alex and myself.&nb...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 17:55:00 GMT |
Exquisite Corpse the Second |
I arrived in Amsterdam.... on the eve of today, and needed desperately a place to rest my weary head, other than that godforsaken subway tunnel which had been recommended to me by my travel agen...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 05:04:00 GMT |
An Alarmingly Spanish Attempt at Countervailing Marginally Omnipotent Mimes |
FOREWORD
The following work was written by Alex Gaesser and myself according to the rules of Exquisite Corpse. Of course, a few adjustments had to be made to adapt the game from one of dr...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 21:20:00 GMT |
How to Listen to Classical Music Like a Smart, Rich Person |
Many of the more normal and unsnobbish citizens of America are intimidated by the thought of listening to classical music. They say, "Mozart is for smart rich people only I thought." Prono...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 18:50:00 GMT |
An Indefinite Discourse into Nocturnal Gardening (working title) |
Sir Archibald David Pennwoffle, more often referred to simply as "Señor Buttons," is about to be killed. His wife, the Lady Agatha Morris Pennwoffle, patiently awaits nearby. She is now, a...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 10:20:00 GMT |
Suffocation as Experienced in a Sea of Thick Smoke and Bare Threads of Crimson Flax |
I had two very bizarre dreams last night worthy of recording somewhere where they won't get lost.
The first dream of the night took place somewhere in Russia. It was late at night, and as usual,...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 23:37:00 GMT |
Die Rachsüchtig Raben Rechtfertigen ein Räumlich Roß |
INTRODUCTION: First of all, for those of you reading this die nicht aus Deutschland kommen, the title of this entry translates as "The Vindictive Ravens Justify a Three-Dimensional Horse." Please don...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 01:10:00 GMT |
