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About Me

www.taylor-white.com a

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

a viking.

My Blog

discontinuation

So I've got a new fancy blog to supplement my self-employment. Please visit blog.taylor-white.com, so I can finally wash my hands of this myspace shit.
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 13:49:00 GMT

world wide web

after numerous delays, my portfolio site is finally up and running. so please, go for a visit. and then hire me for all of your illustration needs.love,taylor
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 08:36:00 GMT

for those of you who have been waiting (all 3 of you)

this particularly goes out to kim craig, from whom i have been recently given a personal nudge of impatience.... i just wanted to announce that i have been diligently constructing the website, and the...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 21:10:00 GMT

a plethora of teeth

last night in a possible fit of delerium, i, my roommate and two accomplices explored an abandoned dental clinic across the street from my house. among the wreckage were bottles of old chemicals, brok...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 12:22:00 GMT

pitter patter goes my heart

folks, i've found love and her name is portland, oregon. one way or another, this wondrous place will be my home within the next two to three years. plus she's just a hop skip and a jump from the paci...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 19:32:00 GMT

how quotable

"a...g...e........oh, that does spell age." -grandpa les (clocking in at "86 or 87... i forget, but it's one of the two.")
Posted by on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 15:48:00 GMT

the good news is, it's not a tumor.

this morning's visit to the neurologist returned unpleasant - but not unforeseen - results: i am an official migraine sufferer. along with my eyes, hairline and volatile personality, i have also inher...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 20:44:00 GMT

nearly a week late, but still valid

i came across an elderly woman hunched over at the soda fountain at a truck stop subway on the way to raleigh. i thought she was a narcoleptic but it turns out she was vomiting into a trash can. (i su...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:12:00 GMT

some kind of crazy

today when i came home from class i tried to unlock my house with the key to my bicycle lock. later, when i went to leave and lock the house, i tried using my car key. when it came time to unlock my b...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 22:02:00 GMT

granola correlation?

last night i ate a flax-seed granola bar well after the point where you're supposed to stop eating (10pm/11:00 cut-off point) and subsequently had a dream where i got shot in the chest. today my siste...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 14:12:00 GMT