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NEW ALBUM "Angel Rhythm and Devil Blues" Summer 2009
Official Track listing
Angel Rhythm
1. Intro
2. Number One With a Bullet
3. A Maraca
4. Aurora
5. The Night My Baby Killed Me
6. Ride, Baby... Ride
7. New Reality
8. The L.U.C. Devil Blues
9. Goin' to the Pub
10. Street Fight
11. Juncture
12. Soldiers Joy
13. Hallucinogen
14. (Even If You) Don't Love Me Back
15. Samuel/Die Tonight
16. You Will Be Mine
Devil Blues
1. Intro
2. Don't Belong
3. Stiletto's
4. Take Me Home
5. Animal
6. White Man (Don't Want Me Around)
7. 9 In The Morning
8. One Way Ticket
9. Peace Like A River
10. See Me Go (Kingston, JA)
11. Zombie
12. The Way I Do
13. The Continuing Story Of A Wild Man Named Marty Graw
14. Medly
a) Tell Me
b) Killin' Him Once
c) I'll Never Be The Same
15. Land Far Away
16. Rain/Liar
New Singer/Stilettos
OK, this video is after about 8 hours of backing vocals, and we are all pretty delirious. What happens here is we finish up the current take and stop rolling then our famous engineer Big J plays an audio clip in our headphones from earlier in the day. What we heard is not audible on this video but if you can guess what could possibly have been said in our headphones to make us literally shit ourselves laughing (22 seconds into this video) you win the first copy of Angel Rhythm and Devil Blues!
The Cretins Studio Update 2

A clip from the recording of the song "Aurora" 2/9/09 taken by our very own ANDROOG!
The Cretins Studio Video 1

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/28/2005
Band Members:

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CURRENT LINE-UP:
H.A.Z.- Vocals
L.U.C.- Guitar/Vocals
A.L.X.- Guitar/Vocals
B.O.M.- Bass/Vocals
Androog- Drums/Vocals

Influences: You wouldn't believe us if we told you.
Sounds Like: Line up changes and arguing.
Type of Label: Unsigned

My Blog

Update 1/27/09

Hey everyone, too say some changes have been made in The Cretins is an understatement. Just so no one thinks we've been lazy these last few months I'll let you know whats been going on.-Matt DeCretin ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jan 2009 11:23:00 GMT

The Cretins w/RANCID & MxPx

Thanks to everyone who came out to The Myth last night and for all the energy everyone in the pit gave us! We'll be doing some more local shows real soon for anyone that didn't get enough. Many many p...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 13:04:00 GMT

THE CRETINS: Interview for Malcolm McDowell tribute

Check out THE CRETINS interview for the official Malcolm McDowell (Alex Delarge of "A Clockwork Orange") tribute site. The site has also interviewed clockwork bands: The Adicts, The Lower Class B...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 15:07:00 GMT

THE CRETINS: Warriors of Oi / New Website

"Warriors of Oi," is now available and to coincide with the release; a new website. WWW.THECRETINS.TK ...More to Cum -YHN
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 09:41:00 GMT

THE CRETINS: New Single Release

THE CRETINS, on September 26th, will be releasing the second single from their as yet to be titled debut album. The single named "Warriors of Oi" will feature tracks: 1)Warriors of Oi 2)C.R.E.T.I.N.S....
Posted by on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 19:57:00 GMT

THE CRETINS: Line-Up Changes / Tour Dates

If you haven't noticed via website or past show dates you'll note that THE CRETINS have had a change in line-up. Drummer AARON MUTE has been forced to leave due to academic problems and has been repla...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 13:09:00 GMT

THE CRETINS: CD Release Party

THE CRETINS, on February 18th, will be releasing the premier single from their as yet to be titled debut album. The single named, "DISCO GO" will feature tracks:1)Disco Go 2)Bricks & Brews 3)Runni...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 12:44:00 GMT

THE CRETINS: Out of the Studio and Back to the Stage

The CRETINS are in the process of mastering tracks they've laid down this fall at Source Emission Studios for the "Disco Go" 7" EP. Once the CRETINS alongside producer Big J have finished mastering, t...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 22:43:00 GMT