she being brand new |
she being Brand
-new;and you
know consequently a
little stiff i was
careful of her and(having
thoroughly oiled the universal
joint tested my gas felt of
her radiator made sure her springs w...
Posted by Suzanne on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
reasons to date a swimmer (i am not) |
10) we are always wet and half naked.
9)we are able to do it on our backs or our tummys.
8)we are always ready at the sound of a buzzer.
7) we can do it fast or slow
...
Posted by Suzanne on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
reasons to date a dancer (i am not a good one) |
10. wE hAvE mAsteRed aLL pOsiTioNs
9. We HaVe pErfeCt tEcHniqUe, goOd rHyThM, aNd gReAt hiP rOtatioN
8. wE aRe uSed tO haViNg bRuiSeS oN oUr knEes
7. cOsTuMeS~Lets jUst sAy wE r uSed to pErfOrmi...
Posted by Suzanne on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
reasons to date a cheerleader (i am not) |
10. We never get tired
9. We like to ride it to the top
8. We're always tight
7. We know how to use our hips
6. We can get you excited in less than 2 min and 20 sec
5. We...
Posted by Suzanne on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
